I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

By Avril Atkinson For bæ Falethia ( u know who u are) Thanks 4 reading!!!

Megan Payne is Liam Payne's younger sister. Yes, the Liam Payne of One Direction. Sounds pretty cool, right? Not exactly. She's never even met her brother. He doesn't even know she exists. Her life without her brother was hard. Maybe if Liam didn't audition for the X Factor and left her alone, her step father wouldn't have abused her. Finally, she's had enough runs away with her little sister, Ella. The plan is to find Liam. She'd be living with her brother and the band. No one would ever hurt again...Right? Will everything go the way she planned, or will her past come crashing back down on her?

You are part Irish on your mother's side. You grew up in the town of Holmes Chapel, Cheshire. Your best friend as a kid was Harry styles. Unfortunately you had to move to Toronto, Ontario in Canada when you were 9. After your mother and father divorced your father wanted nothing to do with you. When you were 9 you and your mother got in a terrible accident which killed her and almost killed you. You have kept in touch with Harry since then and one day he sends you a one-way ticket to Cheshire. He convinced the band to let you tag along for their upcoming tour. You are so excited, you have had a celebrity crush on Niall since you first saw him and now you were going on tour with him, Harry and the rest of one direction! Will you get your happy ending?

Your nothing more than a simple girl that fangirls over a boy band called One Direction. You are obsessed with one inparticlar one. When you and your best friends win concert tickets, AND backstage passes, you die, and are shocked of what actually happens when you meet your favorite band member.

You go to a One Direction signing and Harry sees you from afar. He asks you to play along and be his fake girlfriend when a fan goes mad. Word spreads and the whole world knows you two are "together". Until one day you want more and it seems like Harry doesn't. When really his feelings for you are stronger than you know. But will it be to late for you two when you are the one who leaves?

Kate Browne. Her life was completely normal apart from the constant bullying she endured everyday by no other than Harry, Zayn and Louis and the abuse she also got by her non-caring father. Harry, Zayn and Louis, best friends since they were younger, all hate Kate and she has no idea why. One day she meets who she believes are her saviours, Niall and Liam. A pop duo that take a liking to Kate straight away and try to help her through her life. Along the way she finds herself in love, but with who? So what happens when you have one girl, two singers, three bullies and a bunch of jealous ex's? Welcome to Kate's life. (3RD IN FANFICTION AND 11TH IN WATTYAWARDS 2012)