My name is Julie Quinn and I've been a New Yorker all my life. Life was good. I was swamped with work doing a job that I loved and I was dating the best boyfriend I'd ever had the pleasure to. I have always been a strong-willed and independent woman - or as my best friend puts it "control freak" - and even more after the accident, but what happened on the eve of my 30th birthday was enough to bring down Wonder Woman.

* MATURE CONTENT WARNING* If your already reading this then your in the right place. Now stop wasting your time here and start reading for a fun ride of laughs! Coughs! & hiccups!

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

These were just some random short stories and or one shot's as people have called them that were made by me. I am currently proof editing the book now so sorry if you get the updates about a new chapter, it is just the corrections that were done to the different stories. Happy reading... [NOTE: THIS SHIZ BEING PROOF READ AND EDITED AFTER A DECENT AMOUNT OF TIME WITH ME COMPLETELY IGNORING IT HOPING NO ONE WOULD READ IT BUT I GUESS ALL YALL WERE THINKING THIS THING WAS AMAZING SINCE IT HAS 19K READS! So, I suggest rereading the crappy chapters and giving some feedback~ I dunno what 13 year old me was tryna write but I can tell you it was pretty Garbo and prob a meme lmao~ ANYWAYS, GO AHEAD AND READ~]

{So, viewers, if you've found this, you've either looked it up or you were looking around my profile for books. And you've happened to stumble upon this. Well, it's not Portal. I need something different and something that's still entertaining. And I've decided to have, not only Portal, but Call of Duty Zombies. This series is to be ongoing, until of course, the Zombies series is finished. Remember, this is Black Ops 1 and 2, (maybe 3) not Advanced Warfare, not World at War, just good old fashioned Black Ops.} "Daddy! I'm home!" Called the girl, turning her head side to side in the hopes that she would find what she was looking for. "Where's Fluffy?"

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