Falling into the fiery hell she created must've been the perfect way for her to die. The other woman would then become the heroine that saved the town's people from the mad queen that burnt half of the population down and the duke would become the hero that protected the heroine. They would then be wed and have little children. They would live happily in the new world that they would create after vanquishing the evil queen. They would then lead the people unto a prosperous era of peace. Just... Where?... Where did I go wrong? When I am reborn, will you please give me a simple life?

The exact definition of a bloop is unclear, but one thing is for certain. They can be found here, in this book. Look inside and you will find complete and utter randomness that's somehow related to Ninjago. Thank 😊 (I do not own Ninjago)