"But I'm straight." Those three words are the words that take Phil over the edge. Like his world is crashing down on him. What's up with his constant flirting and his cheeky smiles and lovey dovey eyes. Phil knows something's up, and he's determined to find out what that something is. //warning: swearing, self harm, and eventually smut//

swiggity sway these blokes are gayy.

Please note: This story is currently abandoned. There will not be any updates for the foreseeable future. Sorry! In a society where your DNA is recorded and matched with someone else's, you have no choice but to fall for the person you were destined to love. For Dan Howell, this is something he has waited all his life for. Or, at least, for as long as he turned his life around. Dan, who is happily paired with Phil Lester, continues to run from his previous life. But your past is always right behind you. A/N: This story started off as what was supposed to be a cute, extremely short story, but I enjoyed writing it too much and so continued it, so the first 7 parts will seem plot-less

Tell Me a Lie is a game that's self-explanatory. Dan and Phil are telling each other a lie. Triggers: boyxboy A/N: Not a very good one shot. Sorry. I wrote it a loooong time ago and was saving it for a time like this.

Dan and Phil have been made fun of since middle school for being gay. Once in high school, things haven't gotten any better. They decide to end things at a party. Triggers: Suicide, mild language Author Note:I truly think that this is my best one shot so far. Song that this story was based off of is in the title. Enjoy!

Everyone in the world has matching numbers to find their soulmate.

Dan is nervous because it's his first time having sex with Phil. Genre: Fluffy smut, RP, oneshot. Words: 8k +

*On a slight hiatus, looking to update asap. If you would like to see my better work I suggest taking a look at my phan one shots. Thanks for being patient with me!* Dan Howell learned early in life to build up walls, like a fortress around the castle that was his heart. Love come and goes easily, and when trying to get through high school without the casualties it's hard to not shield your self from the world. Then came along Phil Lester. A boy who cared more for other than himself who walked with his heart on his sleeve. With him, Dan soon begins to realize that maybe not all castles need walls. *DISCLAIMER: I (sadly) do not, nor will I ever, own Dan Howell, Phil Lester or any brand/company names mentioned in this story. This story is a work of fiction and is meant for the entertainment of the readers and myself. Thank you* Trigger Warning! If you are triggered by any of the following, maybe go check out my other stories: Profanity, Depression, Bullying, brief mentions of alcohol*

Dan is forced into going to a summer camp in the country side of Britain, his mother feels Dan is irresponsible, and would only be getting drunk and fucking about if he stayed at home. WRITTEN 2013. (I have since, gone through and attempted to improve on it).

Dan finds Phil's journal, what happens when he reads it?