Ever wanted to know something about Legolas, Thranduil, Elrond, Galadriel, Lindir, Tauriel, Celeborn, Glorfindel and all the other elves? Yes? Well this is the book for you!

A collection of stories about what I think would happen if characters from The Lord of the rings and The Hobbit decided to open an online chat room - chaos ensues! It was inspired by my friend Lindir's story 'Middle Earth mayhem', which I highly recommend you check out if you like LoTR and The Hobbit. I hope you enjoy it! (This takes place in an AU where all of the characters are still alive. As well as this, the time periods may not be consistent, although it will mostly be in chronological order. Since this takes the format of an online chat room, there will probably be more dialogue than description, but I'll try to make it as interesting as possible.)

Let Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she lives or not.

Follow Legolas through his childhood adventures and watch him grow before your eyes. Read some cute stories, read some funny stories and read some that will make you cry. -:-:-{The Original}-:-:-

Here's your chance to as the people of Middle Earth any question you like ^_^ Have fun! All credit goes to @TarwaRedwood for this amazingly fabulous cover! :D

Funny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!

Hello guys! Yes, I'm back with a whole new instalment of Middle Earth Mayhem! Same as last time- ask as many questions, dare as many dares and I'll always accept any chapter ideas! Anyway, if you haven't read Middle Earth Mayhem, go read it! Thanks guys! Enjoy!

*I started writing this book a while ago when my writing wasn't at its best. So currently I am re-writing and editing the early chapters. Therefore I have unpublished them for now (:* Thranduil has been crowned king after his father's unexpected death. He's young, and slightly overwhelmed with the expectations of others. And now, something yearns in the shadows, and a young peculiar elf named Aura will find herself in a hard situation between darkness and light, fate, and the truth. The woods are brewing with a new evil. An evil that is aimed particularly at the weakened Greenwood, and its new king. Will everything be lost in the end?

Pretty nice if it asks us. They asks us the questions by sending a messages to Random_Elf she shows them to us and we will answers it, yes precious.

"Science fiction writers foresee the inevitable, and although problems and catastrophes may be inevitable, solutions are not." - Isaac Asimov This piece is intended as a bit of a Help guide, a point of reference and hopefully something people will enjoy, as ultimately all of you will have different experiences reading and writing science fiction, and writing in general. If nothing else, I hope it inspires you to try your hand at writing Science Fiction if you haven't already.