1000 Ways To Annoy People

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me...

I'll protect you - Zombie

I had lost everything. My best friend, my only family. Even the last of my supplies. I felt I had nothing left to live for, ready for the world to finally take my life. That is, until I found him. Or, he found me. That's when I found a new reason to fight.