A/N This is a fictional story about a Lincensed Massage Therapist named Beth Russo who works for The New York Palace, in New York City. She is married to Sebastian, a NYPD cop. Their marriage is basically over, but Bas wont let her go, and he has anger issues. Then one day, and one chance encounter with the Norwegian duo Ylvis changes her life forever. Again this is Total Fan Fiction, I mean no disrespect to anyone involved especially Bård and Vegard Ylvisåker and their families. Again this is pure fiction. If I offended anyone, feel free to email me, or leave me a message and I will remove my story. Thank you, and hope you enjoy it. :)

Ylvis duo, Bård and Vegard Ylvisåker never really needed a personal assistant but when they were having the third season of their show, I kveld med Ylvis, things went very busy and they finally decided to have one, Alija. She is beautiful, smart, and caring. It wasn't hard for Bård to fall for her. Would Alija accept the love Bård offers, when in the first place, falling in love was never part of the plan?

Be careful who you trust because you'll never know a person enough.

He prefers to sit on his bench in the park. His heart is stone cold and his feelings are almost dead. Only time he feels somewhat happy is when his brother joins him on the bench. One day something changes in the park. Something that might change his life too. His brother on the other hand are having the time of his life, leading their talkshow. But is he really as happy as it seems? This is just as much about feelings of emptiness and loneliness as it is a story about the two brothers in Ylvis. Maybe even more about the feelings and thoughts of one brother and less (as in pretty much nothing) of their work and career. Anyone can read it. I don´t know them or anyone related to them and I definitely have no idea what´s going on in their heads.

“I talk a little to the girl at the register. Turns out she went to the same school as Vegard. She had a major crush on him but he never knew she existed. So sad really. Well, that's life I guess. I wonder if she worked yesterday when we were there buying breakfast? I'm not gonna ask, she talks about him like she´s still into him. Apparently she runs into him now and then. I tell her I think she should talk to him. I mean, why not, she seems like a nice girl.” That's how it all starts, a few friendly words. Nothing you think twice about, something you just say. Maja could never imagine what would come out of it. Hurtful words, broken hearts, destroyed friendships. Vegard says yes to one date with the girl when she convinces him that Maja told her to ask him out. Instead of asking Maja if it is so, he just acts hurt and childish, thinking that Maja doesn't care about him, and gets caught up in an abusive relationship with a fatal outcome. Can Maja help an 11 year old boy save his big brother?

When Alija left Bård, his whole world fell into pieces. Just when they thought that everything will be fine now that the truth was revealed, Alija got into a car accident that made her unconscious probably for the rest of her life. Will he learn to forget Alija or will he wait for her to wake up? Will someone come and fix Bård or will she just break the remaining pieces apart?