Princess Nicola Eucalyptus of Amarillia is kind, caring, charming, respectful and doesn't give back chat... Oops wrong bio! Nicola is anything but that. She is a full on rebel but she isn't as public with her rebelliousness as Prince Stephen Turmaine of Cantura. Nicola then finds out she is engaged the idiotic playboy and all hell breaks loose. Who on earth would have the two most reckless teenagers get married? Not to mention the fact that they are so much alike! But what happens when you throw high school, gorgs, bets, secrets, lies and an unexplainable love triangle in the mix? Let's say it's anything but charming, loves. -- Made up countries c: #266 in humour 31/07/15 #322 01/08/15 #278 02/08/15 #229 05/08/15 #157 29/02/16 #137 01/03/16 #97 02/03/16 #92 04/03/16 #66 11/03/16 #49 12/03/16 #43 13/05/16 #36 19/05/16 whaaat???? that's cray cray wtfwtfwtf omg -- Book 1 in the 'The Wild Things' series (they can be read in any order but this is the main book and the others are and will be spin offs)

At home Kimberly was glad to say she had the perfect family, but in school she was never the social butterfly… Even worst Kim was teased and picked on mercyless specially by a boy called Chase Duncan. At her sister’s bechlorette party Kim gets a bit too drunk and gets herself into a huge mess. Now Kimberly Thomas doesn’t know what to do… Or should I say Kimberly Duncan? *This is all edited by Destiny R.!! Thank you!!*

This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.

“I’m going to get straight to the point. I want you to make me fall in love with you.” Camila Jones is fearless. She’s also uncontrollably fierce and overly ambitious which tends to be a bad combination. When she unexpectedly fails an audition due to her inability to express love, she’s forced to reconsider something she swore she would never do when she was a kid – fall in love. But where is a seventeen year old supposed to find a guy to fall in love with? Turns out, it might be a lot simpler than she thought.

Imagine lying to your entire school. Imagine being someone you're not. Imagine risking it all for someone you love. Erin Burkley loses her beloved older brother, Trevor, to terminal leukemia in late August. Prior to his death, Trevor, and his best friend Riley, has been accepted to attend their dream school: West Montgomery Private, famous for their rigorously intense curriculum; however, Trevor never gets the chance to live out his dream. Inscribed in his will is a simple request: let Erin attend Montgomery in his place. Simple enough... except for one petty little detail: it's an all BOYS school. With Riley's guidance, Erin must learn how to go from 'Erin' to 'Aaron' as she tries to live her out brother's dreams. Tangled in her web of lies, Erin risks getting caught and jeopardizing her chances of attending Harvard in the future. But, she loved her brother more than anyone in the world and is willing to risk it all. This heavy secret would be easier to keep, though, if she wasn't attracted to the ever-so-many charming male students at school. Slowly, ever so slowly, Erin finds herself falling for Riley but at the same time, some of her male roommates seem to be falling for her. Regardless, Erin swears to herself she'll never turn into a dude - as ridiculous as it sounds. In order to survive this dog eat dog school, she's just going to have to act like a lady and think like a boss.

Avery and Andrew have been best friends since middle school; they're close. But they're about to get a whole lot closer when paired up for the project like no other: the baby project.

Suburban life has turned William Carmel from a drug-fueled creative prodigy to a gentle husband and father. When the voice of God commands him to construct a million-dollar amphitheater on the hill behind his home, the budding prophet obeys and unleashes his dormant madness and savage narcissism on his family and town. From the tragic prologue to the breathtaking climax, the themes of family, faith, and obsession provide an epic backdrop for this fast-paced character study.

[NOTE: This book was written in 2010, a time of long-distance phone cards, weight-loss obsessions, and searching for a man as a solution to life's problems-what a messy time to be alive! In other words, I hope you enjoy this throwback, and while this book does end on a cliffhanger of sorts, the sequel addresses any unanswered questions (which is hopefully fair, given that book 1 is free, ya know?] An awkward family homecoming at Christmas. A humiliating public weigh-in, with two judging parents as the audience. The announcement of a deadline for arranged marriage doom. And that's just the first two chapters. In "Year of the Chick," Romi Narindra must find love before her parents find her a husband. Easy to say, less easy to live through, as this book takes you deep inside "awkward Indian living in the West." To escape her fate, Romi wades through the waters of secret-dating, where self-consciousness is at an all-time high, and experience at an all-time low. It's the sort of thing that would turn almost anyone into a man-crazy freak with romance tunnel-vision, and that's exactly what ends up happening. All the while, a lack of inspiration in her corporate job leads Romi to her love of writing, in what quickly becomes a man-quest play-by-play. From whiskey-breath scum bags to uni-brow creeps and everything in between, Romi and her wingmen come up empty time after time. And that's when she meets a fellow writer. On the Internet. So will it be arranged marriage doom, or an Internet affair that's not as creepy as "To Catch a Predator"? Time will tell in the "year of the chick," a twelve-month quest to find love. Tick-tock. --------------------------------------------- "Year of the Chick" is book one of a series, and book two is available at Amazon! LENGTH: 75,000 words or 285 pages DISCLAIMER: this book contains profanities, blunt accounts of the dating scene, and many awkward family moments. Enjoy!

The sequel to Lighthouse Nights is now on Wattpad! If you finish this book and like it, check out "Fallout Dreams" next! Jules and Trevor take advantage of suicidal teens by encouraging them and profiting off their deaths. When Jules falls in love with their eighth target, she's forced to make a series of life-or-death decisions and a single, impossible change. LIGHTHOUSE NIGHTS is a frightening parable about haunting regret, maniacal hatred, the longing to create, and ultimate redemption. This fast-paced story is as touching as it is twisted, and highlights a disturbing new trend among american teens. THE MIDNIGHT MASTERMIND SERIES is a savage anthology of pulp stories about Trevor, a charming sociopath caught between the love in his heart and the storm in his gut. Lighthouse Nights is BOOK ONE in the series, though Trevor's adventures can be read in any order. (The lack of capitalization is intentional.)

Mara Lynn is the most beautiful girl in the world. James Parker is the ordinary boy who discovers her power. Set on the beaches of Michigan in 1994, the book depicts the joys and consequences of young love as Mara and James meet, shoot a movie, fend off bullies, and explore the potential of infinite beauty. "The Accidental Siren" is a dark, contemporary fairytale available on paperback and ebook at the end of June! To learn more, check out my website at www.JakeVanderArk.com!