[[FEEL FREE TO USE THESE ON PEOPLE I DONT MIND]] [[ANOTHER WARNING< DUE TO LATE NIGHT PRODUCTIONS< THERE WILL BE TYPOS, JUST WARNING YA]] Know anybody who dislikes puns and want to ignore them? Have that one person you want to impress that likes puns? Or are you just bored and found this? Well it's up to you but come inside to find a crapton of bad puns and good puns and a lot of horrifying jokes just to begin with. Hope you enjoy! Read at you're own risk. *Typos because i wrote 100 percent of these at like, 2 in the morning and running off 2 liters of caffeine I cri

Okay, so before you read this you might wanna read the first book I posted called "Jade and Onyx" WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR PEOPLE WHO DID NOT READ BOOK 1 After a long year at North Atlanta High for her senior year, Sakura is finally graduating. She goes to college, gets a degree, and decides to apply for a job in Tokyo, Japan. Actually, her parents already sign her up on an offer...Anyway she gets a job as a crime scene investigator, and meets someone she thought she'd never see again. Later, her friends, Carolyn and Ashton pay a visit one day to Japan, but how wrong will this friendly visit go? Read and find out!

"It's treacherous, it's fearless, it's the Life of a Swiftie." Taylor Swift AU and there's Taylor Lautner so... HUMOUR #685

Sakura Haruno. A normal girl in a high school full of annoying girls & fanboys. But this girl has a secret. She's a famous dj artist. No one knows about her secret except for her best friend Ino. Until when she goes to a special club to perform. One of her classmates finds out and soon finds out she's falling for the guy she doesn't want to. Especially the person who suspects her. What will she do? *Rating is M for future lemons* [I don't anything bout Naruto, the products used or the songs! All rights go to their rightful owner. Only plot is mine]

Sakura Haruno moved back from America to Japan. Her parents decided to enroll her on Konoha High School as Freshmen. All of her friends made a Warm Welcome Back for her. Except for Uchiha Sasuke. Sakura confront him and its true, Sasuke already forgot their past. Since that day happened, Sakura is starting to ignored Sasuke, and thats made him curios. He keeps chasing her but she is still ignoring her. Now, Sakura, her friends and Sasuke are all in Junior High. Is this the time that Sakura will talk to him? Or she will gonna keep ignoring him? Is this the time that Sasuke will know that reason? Find out on Lost Memories, by YourPinkImagination. (This is not a SasuSaku Story, their will be also stories of other couple. Hohoho! You'll see! Enjoy! ^o^7)

This is a SasuSaku 'twisted' love story. Sasuke was kidnapped by Orochimaru when he was eight. Orochimaru was going to kidnap Sakura as a test subject, but Sasuke saved her by volunteering to take her place. Sakura and Naruto were left unconscious and Sasuke vanished with no trace for about 8 years. Sakura lost most of her memory from that day. Sasuke faintly remembers, but he grew to be demented. In her teen years Sakura got partnered with Sasori and Deidara. In this story Sasori and Deidara are ninjas that where sent to the Leaf in order to bring ties with the Sand and Rock Villages. They are still part of the Akatsuki, but the Akatsuki are more of high paid mercenaries and assassins. Basically meaning, everyone wants at least one Akastuki member to be from their nation. Itachi is the only one from the Leaf, so Tsunade wants Sakura to be a member of the Akatsuki as well. It's Deidara and Sasori's job to deem her a worthy addition. Orochimaru was a member of the Akatusuki for the Leaf, but he went psycho a long time ago. The Akatsuki wants Orochimaru dead, they have been tracing him for about 10 years now. Finally they have his location pin-pointed. Sasori, Deidara, and Sakura, must capture Orochimaru and bring him to Pein. If they succeed Sakura will become apart of the Akatsuki. But if they fail, they lose their lives. Their orders are bring Orochimaru into custody or die trying. But what will Sasuke do when he sees Sakura? Will things go smoothly and according to plan? Or will blood be split and someone get a new "pet"? How far is someone really willing to go to get what they want?

Haruno, the second most influential family in the world. The first is Uchiha. In order to keep their (Haruno & Uchiha) bonds stronger, they decided to have arrange marriage between Haruno Sakura, the only heir of the Haruno company and Uchiha Sasuke, also the only heir of the Uchiha company. But there's one big problem. Sakura has a boyfriend and his name is ******, Sasuke's rival in fighting. Not only that, Sakura truly despised Sasuke because of his attidude. She never got a thing in him. But time passes, Sakura and her boyfriend broke up because of some particular reason. She was lonely. No one is there to comfort her, but Sasuke did. Without noticing, magical bonds was being formed between them. (Now Happy Ending?) Not yet. The Haruno company got broken and bank krupt. The Uchihas decided to stop the arrange marriage but it's already too late. Sakura and Sasuke are now inlove with each other. What will now happen between their forbidden love? Will it last being forbidden forever? LET'S FIND IT OUT! (SLIGHT NARUSAKU) DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO CHARACTERS. IT BELONG TO MASASHI KISHIMOTO. I'M JUST WRITING A FANFICT HERE. (C) All right reserves.

This story is about a girl who thinks she'll never have friends since she is bullied a lot and she is mute. Find out why she's mute. And a certain person comes into her life and changes everything! He is a popular boy who every girl loves. But a girl got his attention and falls in love. See the adventures! I do not own Naruto Vote and Comment! Enjoy! (I suck at descriptions.)

My eyes brimmed with tears. "I don't know if you remember but you told me these cheesy pickup lines..." I began, my voice cracking. The room became silent as a single tear dropped from my eyes. Once it did, his expression quickly changed from confusion to worry. I immediately recalled that pickup line he told me that day, the one I used to think was nothing but a bunch of baloney but now as a treasured memory. 'You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me' His words were still fresh on my mind. I could never forget that dreadful day when that happened. If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't be suffering this much. If it wasn't for my foolishness, then maybe, maybe, I wouldn't look so helpless in front of him right now. I inhaled sharply, trying to compose myself as I wipe the tears from my eyes. "Well, you're a liar. Falling in love with you isn't the best way. I would rather fall from the sky or tree than do that. Why? It's because falling in love will only bring me more suffering and pain than those two combined." Haruno Sakura has always resented everything about Uchiha Sasuke. His hair, looks, personality, gait, voice-or in short, every single thing about him ever since he has rejected her best friend, Ino, when she confessed her love for him. Who knew that one single accident will change that all? NOTE: SASUKE'S ATTITUDE HERE IS FROM ROAD TO NINJA Cover made by: Albinoshiro