I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore..... Just a bunch of memes, art, and messed up shiz. Whale Enjoy!!! NONE OF THIS ART IS MINE :)!!!!

This is a parody of all those cliche stories that you absolutely LOVE. #255 in Humor

You want it all? And you want it now? Players? Vampires? Werewolves? Nerds and Jocks? Rockstars? Princesses? Kidnappers? Falling in love with your best friend? This short story has everything you're wishing for! Come in! Let's play: Spot the cliché! (Attention: Parody ahead. Read at your own risk.)

[[BOOK ONE: LIZZY THE REAPER]] [[BOOK TWO: REAPER BACK FROM THE GRAVE]] I looked at zalgo and he held out a weapon for me, I grabbed it and it was a Scythe. "this the perfect weapon for you, it's pole can be made longer and shorter. here's a slip for your back so you can easily travel and run. your pasta name is Lizzy the reaper. welcome to the family" zalgo said. with that zalgo left and I started my life as a killer.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible." Now Complete!

A prophecy states that fire and water must be destined together... Is it Zuko and Katara the prophecy is talking about? Or.. Will Aang and Katara continue their Love? Do happy endings really come true? Is the prophecy telling the truth or not? Because love needs sacrifice. Will someone sacrifice something just for the sake of love, or just for the sake of the world? I don't Own Avatar The Last Airbender =))

Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list! -- When your mind is all you can trust, what happens when your memories fail you? After being homeschooled for the past four years, Cecilia Vance enters her fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry only to find her school life suddenly intertwined with that of Sirius Black, a rebellious delinquent as attractive as he is irritating. To top it all off, when a life-changing letter arrives by owl on her very first day, Cecilia quickly finds that she has a lot more to worry about than just surviving Hogwarts. Forget school, she'll have to be stuck with Sirius Black forever... as an arranged marriage? Yeah, life's good. ROMANCE | FANTASY | COMEDY | ADVENTURE **COMPLETED

After the death of her last living parent and getting known by an American modeling company, Hungarian Mira Caspari sets off to move to the United States with her older sister who is a cosmetic surgeon and her younger teenage sister. Coming to America, Mira Caspari thought it'd be a fun experience and that it'd change her life forever. After the first couple of months of staying in Los Angeles, she realizes everything isn't as good as it seems. There's more work than play, but at least she managed to find herself a hot girlfriend to spend her spare time with, Ellie Banks, a fashion designer for a wild, untamed and aggressive rapper by the name of Scotty XXX. Born with the name, Arden Scott, Scotty XXX spends most of her days and nights partying and doing anything from drugs to women. For Mira, everything in her life changes, once Ellie brings her to one of Arden's raves. Her eyes open up to a whole new world and she finds herself a little too interested in the wild child that is Arden Scott.