this is my girl guide and it has life hack that I find ever girl should know

Sarcastic comebacks

All in the title guys...... And more...... Two Funny comebacks and insults please step right this way :) (I didn't make up every joke in this book, okay. All credit goes to the person that made them up. And if you have a problem with any of the jokes, go find the original owner and don't come crying to me if you can't handle a joke.)

Just a book of random Awkward Moments

Pick up-lines that you don't want to use when your on a date or you like someone

Just some simple tips to make your life that little bit easier

Funny and sometimes mean comebacks and insults maybe you could use them i have used them before jjejeje left them speechless.....

[I don't take credit for anything in this book] I hope you laugh reading this!! Ennjjooyy my friends :)

"...No I'm practicing how to die..." "...I'm sorry, but I didn't know I wake up so I can impress you..." "...I was attacking the floor!..." "...Sorry my shower wasn't working so I came and decided to shower in the rain..." "...Say what now?..." Ellie Carbuckle is a random and a little stupid. She doesn't know how to mind her own business and gets in a lot of trouble. Follow her in her adventures! Start reading it now! I promise it won't bite(but it can scratch XP)! cover done by @TheFunkadelicArtist (I did it ^.^)