Some funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them! I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.

North America has changed. Your position is based on what color of eye you have. If you have blue eyes you work in the government. If you have green eyes you work in agriculture. If you have yellow eyes your a builder. If you have red eyes your a teacher. If you have pink eyes your a noble. But what happens if you have brown or black eyes? That means your special. Being special is not a good thing. Meet Jasper Fern. She's your average every day teenager. But she has one black eye and one brown eye. She covers it up by wearing contacts. But someone knows. Will they reveal the truth? Or will they keep her dirty little secret?

"Every princess needs a prince charming." "Or a knight in shining armor." Sophia Heart Valentine makes all her fans scream by the mere mention of her name. She's Hollywood's Princess after all - the singer and actress that can make anybody fall for her charms. She's struggling with the life in Hollywood while attempting in vain to stop the changes it brought to not only her looks, but her whole personality. Throwing in her father's engagement with a girl she never met, a summer visit from her best friend that she has a crush on, and a movie deal with the arrogant Hollywood's Prince, she knew her life is just about to become ten times more complicated.