Tai, a psychotic little girl gets transported to the world of Naruto with her wolf, Akira. Everything seems to be going fine, Everyone thinks she's a murdering sadist who can be worse than Orochi-moo-moo and whenever she tries to help someone, it backfires on her. But in reality she can't even bump into someone without feeling incredibly guilty. Sounds great right? Then again maybe everything I'm saying is a lie. Maybe none of that actually happens and everyone in the story is dead and there is no reality. Maybe I'm just rambling on about my insecurities to make this sound interesting. Well, the only way to find out is by clicking that 'read' button and listening to my psychotic ramblings!

****Winner of the Most Popular Naruto Fanfic Watty Award 2013/14**** **Currently being rewritten as the original is old and awful in this author's opinion** A coming of age story about a young Ninja, confused and hurt by the instances in her past, struggling to find her place and figure out what it all means. Can the kindness of a new Village warm a heart that time has taught to be cold and cruel? Can new friendships replace broken bonds, lost to the past? Is it safer to stay, or is it safer to run? A story not about one's physical strength, or of obtaining great power, but a story of overcoming and learning to change as old wounds heal.

In a new dimension yet again, Kuroi's not as stable as she would like to be, due to skipping from one dimension to the next without breaks (that aren't months long). What's gonna happen? Well, she meets a blue clad midget, a black clad butler, a red haired tranny chainsaw freak, a silver haired sythe wielder and....and ....Dear God, is that Queen Victoria!?

Kuroi goes through the time vortex yet again, only to end up in school once more. (Even as the Noblesse, school is inescapable...holy shizz) After being dragged around by two guys, polar opposites of each other, she finds herself in the apocalypse! Okay, not really, but this is the place where zombies roam free...of course, not for long. (Praise me. Motherduckers, I've made the cover, FINALLY!) ZOMBIE LOAN AU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey~ I'm Kuroi. I have a voice in my head that's been there since I can remember, a wolf the size of a car, and I'm a Narutard. While watching the anime, the screen hypnotized me! It sucked me in! (No, I did NOT touch it on purpose. Shut up) I'm in the Naruto world now. And DAMN, do I have a lot of storyline to start messing up!

Years ago, a nine-tailed fox demon attacked the land, killing hundreds of Ninjas defending their villages. By sealing the fox demon and giving his life, the fourth Hokage was able to save the Hidden Leaf Village in the Land of Fire. The demon was sealed in one of two new-born twins, a boy and girl. The boy, who had the demon, was born first sealing his fate. The younger sister was taken moments after her birth by S-ranked criminals, as ransom, mistaking her for her brother. When they learned they had the wrong twin, they kept her to train as a servant. They named her Haruka. For 9 long years, they cruelly trained her, making her strong to do whatever they wished, never expecting her to learn of her origins, her brother, or to ever leave. Yet, one day she did. Formally called Guardian. And the amazing cover? Made by @IzayaKibaRyujiFREAK ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Okay, just wanted to say something... I know this plot is probably the most cliché one, but I know that. I wanted to try and reinvent the cliché though. It will probably be different then you expect. It's kind of a test run for me, but I like how it's going. So please give it a chance, and if it's horrible, tell me so I can fix it or trash it. Thanks! I DON'T OWN NARUTO AT ALL!! I'M ONLY SAYING THIS ONCE, BECAUSE IF YOU'RE READING THIS,THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW TRUE OWNER!! ^_^