What happens when LOTR Characters get internet?

So i was thinking about what Linidr was thinking because you know he makes all those judgy faces and since the elves see eachother queit often, i thought he might tell it all the time because he's traumatized by the experience. So here is his version.

An English to Sindarin Elvish dictionary, from A to Z. Later chapters may include useful phrases and names. http://www.ambar-eldaron.com/english/downloads/sindarin-english.pdf

What if... All the Middle-earth characters had a Facebook account?! Would Middle-earth still be the same?! Find it out in this story! ~~~~~~*~~~~~~ The amazing cover is made by @Article_Particle

Warning: This is NOT a serious piece of literature! This is a (hopefully) funny chatroom story, with the Lord of the Rings characters! If you want a bit of a laugh, read on. If you want a structured critical essay, why the hell are you on Wattpad? - NOW WITH HOBBIT CHARACTERS!!! - At chat 50, I added in some bonus Lotr characters + HOBBIT CHARACTERS!!! Updated every Friday

Boromir is very boastful!

Ever wanted to know something about Legolas, Thranduil, Elrond, Galadriel, Lindir, Tauriel, Celeborn, Glorfindel and all the other elves? Yes? Well this is the book for you!

Funny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!