Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

This is a Levi x Reader. Yes there will be Lemon <3 Story Intro in the story. Enjoy!!! Disclaimer: I do not any of the AOT characters!!!!!! I only own mine! Thanks! *Warning: There is cursing!!!!*

I just wanted a place to belong. I was a nobody. Until Yato came. He saved me. And now I want to do the same for him- You are Hikari, Yato's Regalia. Together along with Yukine, you will fight to protect each other. But when love gets involved will that bond weaken or become stronger than ever?