(LOOK FOR MY MOST RECENT ART BOOK INSTEAD) Welcome to complete insanity, I'm trash. Please enjoy your stay. •Info in the first chapter•

Ben wants nothing more, but to be wanted. Things seem gloomy though. After all who would want a kid who only talks about parallel universes and time travel? Ben has been living (more like surviving) at Henery's Hopeless Home for Harmful Orphans for as long as he can remember. The only joy in his life is the junk that he is given. With that trash he makes a treasure, but can gold really buy what Ben really wants? This ridiculous story of attempted humorous science-fiction is meant to make readers giggle and shake their heads at the silliness. A few of my friends have imputed ideas. Without them this story would not be. @gr8lights @Cap7ainPrice141 , @faffreux , and a couple others who do not have accounts.

If I would write about what this is about, then it would most certainly be longer than the actual story. Just read the thing. It's not really long.

[old art] Look! Art!!! *rainbows and unicorns everywhere* YAY! (THE THIRD BOOK IS OUT NOW SO GO AHEAD AND SPAM VOTE AND COMMENT ON THIS ONE) (Contains some good art, contains some cringy art.)