"You have 100 days to make someone fall in love with you. Only the words 'I love you' can reverse the curse. However, when the numbered days are up, you will remain this way forever. It's your bet Irwin."

"what if i could take you back?" [ part three of man in the mirror ].

# 101: throw a frisbee at her face. [disclaimer: as of now, this story does not include lgbt characters, i only put the tag on this story so wattpad can donate another dollar to a good cause (idk if that is allowed but...)]

"Hello, this is the rejection hotline. The person who gave you this number just isn't that interested, so move on. If you feel like ranting to someone, press one to speak to a live representative. But otherwise, get a grip, they were out of your league."

in which a day care worker emails a little girl's father. © 2015 webby | bonnaroo

In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"