He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Amy is a hot popular virgin, she can get any guy she wants with a snap. She also has pretty good friends too. One thing though, a new guy Shadow comes in her life. Amy thinks Shadow isn't that into her. So it could take some time but Amy doesn't like waiting. Another problem is he chose the wrong crowd to hang out with. And it's not the popular crowd. How can Amy get her crush now?! Look for the special

The territories are ruled by the stupidest cats ever, cats such as: Dickstar of AssClan, Mydealercutmeoffstar of StonerClan, Ashstar of IdontgiveashitClan, Titsmcgeestar of WhoreClan, OCDstar of WeneedmedicalhelpClan, and Doyoumindstar of SassyClan. Welcome to their world. You should've left while you could.