Funny appropriate jokes and texts. Some are mine some are not!

The utter most inner thoughts and feelings of one who has but no other way to express them and therefore without a pen a paper she very much may spontaneously combust in an explosion of secrets bottled up for far far too long. : )

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

Ally's mother has recently passed away, and she is very upset. She is forced to go to her funeral, and while she is there, she bumps into her old childhood friend, Austin. Austin and Ally were best friends when they were younger, but for some reason, when they were both thirteen, Austin completely stopped talking. Austin was the most popular kid in school, and now he is bullied everyday. Ally never understood why he stopped talking, until she heard his heartbreaking story, and she realizes why he was so upset. ~Named after a song by The Fray~

Kailyn Jones - 22 years of age. Ex Girlfriend of Chresanto August. Mother of 3 year old Amari Renae August. Big time model, part time hair stylist. Apart of a co-parent relationship with Chresanto. Currently single. Living in LA. Body to die for. Swagg on point. Shoe game up to date. Life is somewhat good for her. But will she have to face problems dealing with jealousy? Chresanto August - 23 years of age. Ex Boyfriend of Kailyn Jones. Father of Amari Renae August. At home recording artist. Apart of a co-parenting relationship with Kailyn. Currently dating Desiree. Living in LA. Muscles and an 8 pack. Eye catching Swagg, along with shoe game. His life with his girlfriend, Desiree, is okay, as he says. Amari Renae August - 3 years of age. Daughter of Chresanto and Kailyn. Living with her mother. Swagg and shoe game in tact. Loves both her parents with ALL her heart. Kailyn and Chresanto have history. Dating history that is. They were together for a long while, had their first with each other at the age of 19 (Kailyn) and 20 (Chres). At that time, Chres was in a group and he was gone most of the time, so they split. His boy group ended and, but he and his fellow band mates and best friends are still in very close contact. Kailyn and Chres settled their differences; even though Kailyn understood, and wasn't upset, they decided to take part of a co-parent relationship. When the two are drawn closer, will true feelings come out or will they try and keep things as they are now? Find out the answer to these questions in " I Love You" -------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Okay So, I Put Desiree In This Story, And To Let You Know... I May Say Some Rude Things In This Story, But Just Know That I DON'T Mean Them.. It Just Goes With The Story..

This is a very random book. It is so random it makes cheese explode. It is so random it makes pickles look normal next to it. It is so random it makes Chuck Norris sweat garlic butter. It is so random I cannot fully describe the randomness in this description.. The reason why it is called what it is, is because I'm a mind reader, and that is what you will say as you read each chapter. "WHAT." (Cover by @Warriormissy)

Lots of things are addictive. Drugs are addictive. Tattoos are addictive. Music is addictive. Chocolate is addictive. Even self harm can be addictive. But of all the things in the world that she could've been addicted to, Frankie found HIM to be her addiction. [CAUTION!!] [THIS STORY HAS SWEARING, SEXUAL CONTENT, AND ABUSE. PLEASE BE AWARE OF THIS BEFORE YOU READ IT. I DO NOT WANT TO UPSET ANYONE WITH THIS STORY. THANK YOU!] Emma Pickles is who I picture as Frankie but feel free to imagine her anyway you like:)