"seventy four thousand?" i asked with wide eyes. "that's what i said," my boss, liam, replied sweetly. his fingers rapped gently on the large black desk separating the two of us. "i-i don't think i can get you seventy four thousand dollars, liam, that's not possible," i shook my head, completely baffled at liam's request. "harry," liam groaned, "get the money. don't get caught. come back here." he listed them off as if they were as easy as the abc's.

louist91: I kinda really wanna suck your dick louist91: no homo tho ••••• {HIGHEST RANKING: #3 in FanFiction}

They were never supposed to fall in love. In fact, they were probably never even supposed to meet. But life does that sometimes; it brings you someone who unexpectedly turns your world upside down. For Ella, it all began on the last day of summer, in a small bakery on the edge of town. With three teenage boys, a plastic knife and a rocketship birthday cake. lol I'm not dead guys

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

One night, nineteen year old Harry decides to go on KIK and text one of his friends but he accidentally typed in the wrong user name. An adorable, feathery haired boy popped up and Harry so happened to be.. Horny. Sixteen year old Louis doesn't expect the unknown person to text him these very few words. Harry: I'm horny. Harry: Send pics ---- {Highest Ranking: #7 in fanfiction}

[COMPLETED] Not your ordinary kidnapped story. 1st 5sos Kiddnapped story.

"It's true, I crave you." Where Louis' a hardcore fanboy and loves Harry Styles a lot. (One Direction is Four Direction)

This right here is the second book! The first one is Shit Only Directioners Understand, so be sure to check that shit out. love ya! xx- T cover cred: HarryWhatRThoose

Here's part 2 of Larries// The Unfunny Book Of Larry :))) Enjoy.

"I was scared... but wouldn't you be? If a serial killer was utterly obsessed with you?" Highest rank: #2 in Thriller