Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic' It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well, not really scientifically but it's just something everyone knows- the sky is blue, the Beatles are awesome and Emilee is crazy. But the problem is that not exactly EVERYONE knows. Maybe the whole of the U.S., tops. The poor people in Astria were innocent and oblivious until their new princess came along. Boy, did they have another thing coming to them. This is Emilee's version of Meet the Parents, only they don't need a lie detector and she's got a ton of people who want to kill her. It's nothing personal, she's just the mate of the vampire prince that everyone hates and killing her is like taking away the prince's soul. Her charm never had a chance. Will she be able to survive life as part of the royal family? Will she EVER meet a smurf?

In a world where vampires exist and are all the rage, Diana Louis may be the only person who DOESN'T like them, especially considering she thinks them all to be arrogant, conceited bastards. Unfortunately, it's because of this that she's shunned by practically all of her peers. What happens however, when the most popular guy at school-who also happens to be a vampire-starts to pay more attention to her? Or when mysterious circumstances force them to spend more time with each other while they try to figure out all of the answers to an ever-growing puzzle? As time goes on and they learn more and more about each other in the process, she begins to wonder; perhaps vampires aren't really as bad as she once thought...

Have you ever been so down on your luck, that you thought there was no way out? Have you ever been so desperate that you'd except a job from a complete stranger, and sign a job contract without even reading the fine print? Amelia Hayes is a 20 year old girl who has always been on her own and looked out for herself. On the day that Amelia gets fired from her job she also receives a shocking notice from her landlord telling her to be out of her apartment by the end of the week. As the end of the week draws near, Amelia is depressed and worried about what to do when her last job interview falls through and she's left with the realization that she will be homeless, jobless and more alone then she has ever been in a matter of hours. When Amelia has finally given up she meets an amazingly beautiful and mysterious young guy, who seems to be well off by the look of things. He kindly offers her an ear to listen and surprisingly she allows herself to confide in him. What will happen to Amelia when the young guy gives her a way out of all her problems by offering her a job as his personal assistant? Will she decide to ignore his generous offer and try to figure things out on her own like she has done all her life or will she take the unknown guy up on his offer and agree to a contract that may change her life in more ways than she was prepared for? Read what happens to Amelia as the job, that seemed innocent enough, turns out to be not so innocent after all...

This is the second book that’s part of the “Ish Series”, and I strongly suggest that you should read the first one, for you to be able to relate with the context of this book. The first book is entitled, The Nerd that turned out to be Vampire-ish. Continuing to where the story left on the first book where Victoria bid farewell to Tristan, she is now currently living in the castle her father, Sevyr, had mentioned. Even though she went to a new place and living the new life, problems and thrills tend to follow her wherever she may be. She’s now haunted by mysterious pursuers, who’s probably the same people behind the murder of the queen, her grandmother. Victoria is now facing a new type of race, or should I say enemy – the witches and wizards of their realm. © Copyright 2015 Vida Fernandez. All Rights Reserved. [UNEDITED VERSION] Highest Rank: #400 Nov. 14, 2015