Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS

i am almost 18 i wrote this in 5th grade please stop reading this it is awful 😭 you grew up in london. it was time that you moved to a different flat. you have a flat mate, your best friend. you grew up together. you've been a big phan of dan and phil for years. you've always had a crush on phil. you thought it was crazy you grew up in the same city. you didn't think you would ever meet dan and phil. but why did he choose you?

UNDER MAJOR CONSTRUCTION - Note: Y/N = Your Name (In case you didn't know)

Moving to London, finally. New people, new home, new life. You can forget all of your problems back in North America, with the help of someone special... _____________ Forewarning: I wrote this story many years ago, so I apologize for all the spelling mistakes, grammar issues and the overall overused plot. My writing has since improved, but I'd rather not edit and correct all these things for the sake of looking back on how much I've grown and changed, writing-wise. Thanks for your understanding!

( ( slow updates ) ) Five years have passed since your wedding day, you now live happily with your husband, Dan, and your two beautiful daughters. Everything seems perfect - but, of course, nothing lasts forever. You tried your hardest to forget all of the unforgettable memories, but your broken past only comes back to haunt you...

A good friend of mine requested for a Dan x Reader fanfiction, so being the person I am with way too much time on my hands, I complied and started to type one up! This fic is about a fairly young girl who has moved to London in an attempt to escape her family that she has grown to despise. While moving she runs into the famed YouTuber, Dan Howell. They eventually fall for each other. They receive unexpected visitors and mass amounts of internet hate that make their relationship complicated. There will have to be some sacrifices in order for their relationship to last, but are they willing to make them?

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Motel 6- where you may find cockroaches in the showers, questionable food in the vending machine, and maybe, possibly, some love along the way. © Copyright 2017. All rights reserved. This material may not be reproduced, displayed, modified or distributed without the express prior written permission of the copyright holder. For permission, contact _HakunaMatata_ on Wattpad.com.