A messed up story of the fabulous drunk guy you always see in a bar, talking to that one older man, telling him his life story. The only good thing is, Tod knows this man, he's his best friend's older brother, who dresses like Cher. Or is it his boyfriend that does that? Tod is confused and needs to lay off the alcohol, but She just broke his heart, running away with a princess and the older guy just won't listen to his sob story, only because he's heard it a million times before...

Sora, a crazy, openly gay teen with one really close friend has always been in love with myths, mostly myths about animals. He knows everything and anything about mythical creatures and the legends behind them. Find out how he reacts when he meets an accual werewolf and turns out to be his mate! There will be cursing and dangerous acts in this story, do not try to react these acts unless you wish to be hurt or get arrested by the guys with handcuffs. Thank you. hehehe I have always wanted to say that........ Okay move along. Go read.... Now.

It is the start of their Seventh Year, the Dark Lord is dead, and the only commotion the Golden Trio expects is to have boring, mundane lives from here on out. The Ministry of Magic has other plans. Enter Marriage Law and Dramione.

I don't like One Direction. So can someone please tell me why I'm stuck on a game show with the five boys who have stolen millions of girls' hearts?

Jenny Markings isn't a fool when it comes to love...that was until she discovered she had buried feelings for her brother's best friend, Aaron Shadows. Aaron is known as the Bad Boy from the wrong side of the tracks. A player. They've known each other since she was five and haven't been separated since. Come to find out, he's had a small crush on her himself, and her brother, Hayden, already knows about this small crush. Once a new guy, Kale, walks into Jenny's life, Aaron realizes his feelings were deeper than a fling. Only one trip to the lake house will reveal true feelings and secrets... ***This is one of my first stories, so it's very amateur and not really thought out. And it's not edited, so read at your risk. I get annoyed with myself when I read this, haha. Thanks for reading though!

What happens when all of the Avengers talk on a chat web site? Laughs, drama, fighting, evil laughter, and fun is in store!

*ALL RIGHTS RESERVED* Clarisse Hornitt is a nerd. Or a geek. But, not your typical nerd/geek, as she won't put up with bullshit and will promptly tell you how it is regardless to how it makes you feel. She manages to get into a physical altercation with a certain football player at her high school...and well...drops herself into a whole mess of trouble she'd never expected. *ALL RIGHTS RESERVED*

"Your name is Kenneth Kentucky and you work at McDonalds?" I glared at him, "Would you like Fries with that?" He began laughing hysterically and I sighed impatiently, waiting for him to stop. Suddenly, he stopped and then, putting both his hands on the counter, staring right into my eyes, he whispered, "I'd like Fries with you." My eyes widened as it slowly registered that Golden Boy McHarden had just openly flirted with me.

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.