Follow Derfinshnoff and Machoocha on their adventures of illegal llama juice and yellow pool water selling.

Just random stories from a random gal. (~˘▾˘)~ The crowd cheered my name. Jamie! Jamie! Jamie! I was numb to everything else except what was on the screen. A man came up and ushered me off the platform through the sea of people. Strangers pat me on the back and congratulated me but a few looked at me with sympathy and pity in their eyes. They knew what was to come. This was much worse than failing. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ok ok yeah I think I'm just gonna make this a bunch of random stories. I might continue a few of them if I like it or if it's somewhat popular. idk. um copyright and all that stuff so these are all my ideas and if not, they are from a prompt that I've elaborated on and blah blah blah. So enjoy! WOOOOOO oh and if you want to use any of the ideas just message me but please don't be THAT person and just take it. AND one more thing: these may be really confusing I get that, but I'm just writing for fun something that pops into my head or just when I want to write sooooo yeah. Enjoy!

The name pretty much speaks for itself... Things that as Potterheads we do, and we know we are a Potterhead when we do them! This story is very funny and relatable,yet always ends up giving readers the feels! Please try reading a few chapters... I can assure you: you won't stop reading until Voldemort grows a nose! If you read this, please add You Know Your A Potterhead 2 into your library because once this story runs out of parts I will start writing on that one :) Happy reading!!!

Enter at your own risk. It's been said that Wattpad Moments are quite addicting. -- hfadjklfjasklfjsdkl I can't believe I made a third one of these. What is wrong with me?

What if the Next Step was to have its own reality show? Forget E-Girl drama, this is REAL drama. Follow the dancers of the Next Step as they advance on the path to Regionals, while trying to keep their studio together, and discovering that their reality is not what it seems to be.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

tbh i wrote this a few years ago and it's kinda cringe for me to read i don't understand how people enjoy this

AJ Lee is known for many things. She's feisty, she's the Diva's Champion, and she has more enemies than she can count. With only one person who can even stand her anymore, her bodyguard who's soul job is to protect AJ if and when someone tries to hurt her, it's not easy to walk through the WWE locker room. But with her biggest and darkest secrets still hidden, life isn't too bad. That is, unless someone was to find out.

Diana Brooke, a hunter with an infamous title that can reign terror even to the hearts of grown men, ventures on an undercover mission set on the other side of the border; wolf territory. It's a simple assignment; blend in, return, and report. After all, what's so hard about acting meek in an academy brimming with teenage wolves, even with the succeeding Alpha among them? Dark secrets, caffeine addiction, and a dash of wickedness brewing in their midst. Will Diana be conquered by the wolves? Or will she conquer them? Highest Ranking: #1 Werewolf

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole lot of blood. CAUTION: Contains sick humour and terrifying insanity. Thus, no lighthearted readers allowed. // Are you ready? Because "some say to survive, you have to be Mad As A Hatter." Cover by @xHeyItsAnnax amazing trailer by @carpe-di3m