The Llama Chronicles

Follow Derfinshnoff and Machoocha on their adventures of illegal llama juice and yellow pool water selling.

Random Stories

Just random stories from a random gal. (~˘▾˘)~ The crowd cheered my name. Jamie! Jamie! Jamie! I was numb to everything else except what was on the screen. A man came up and ushered me off the platform through the sea of people. Strangers pat me on the back and congratulated me but a few looked at me with sy...

You know your a Potterhead when...

The name pretty much speaks for itself... Things that as Potterheads we do, and we know we are a Potterhead when we do them! This story is very funny and relatable,yet always ends up giving readers the feels! Please try reading a few chapters... I can assure you: you won't stop reading until Voldemort grows a nose! I...

The 3rd Book of Wattpad Moments

Enter at your own risk. It's been said that Wattpad Moments are quite addicting. -- hfadjklfjasklfjsdkl I can't believe I made a third one of these. What is wrong with me?

The Next Step: Reality

What if the Next Step was to have its own reality show? Forget E-Girl drama, this is REAL drama. Follow the dancers of the Next Step as they advance on the path to Regionals, while trying to keep their studio together, and discovering that their reality is not what it seems to be.

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

Wattpad Rants

tbh i wrote this a few years ago and it's kinda cringe for me to read i don't understand how people enjoy this

The Hidden Life of AJ Lee

AJ Lee is known for many things. She's feisty, she's the Diva's Champion, and she has more enemies than she can count. With only one person who can even stand her anymore, her bodyguard who's soul job is to protect AJ if and when someone tries to hurt her, it's not easy to walk through the WWE locker room. But with he...

The Hunter's Mate [ON HIATUS]

Diana Brooke, a hunter with an infamous title that can reign terror even to the hearts of grown men, ventures on an undercover mission set on the other side of the border; wolf territory. It's a simple assignment; blend in, return, and report. After all, what's so hard about acting meek in an academy brimming with tee...

Mad As A Hatter (Completed 2015) [WATTY AWARD WINNER *Featured Story*]

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole...