Sometimes, it's better to just get to the point.

The world's biggest boyband has met the world's biggest problem.

At the age of 16 I made a fan account for One Direction in 2010. At the age of 17 I almost committed suicide in 2011. At the age of 17 a person under the name fuckmehoran94 on twitter stopped me from making the biggest mistake of my life. Now in 2013 fuckmehoran94 and I talk everyday. She's my best friend; the person i trust most in the world. After 2 years of talking we finally get to video chat for the first time and let me tell you I did not expect to discover what I did. { Trailer inside by @imchantellee } All Rights Reserved ©

Vanille loves to make food for others, but she won’t eat anything herself. After she bakes cookies for One Direction and gives the sweets to them at a signing, she finds herself caught in some sort of relationship with Niall Horan, the Irish boy with an endless appetite that’s determined to feed her. What do you do when you’re hungry, but you don’t want to eat? What do you do when you’re in love, but you’re afraid to get close to anyone? Well, you end up doing it anyway. {Aʟʟ Rıɢʜᴛs Rᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇᴅ ’13 © LıᴛᴛʟᴇUʀᴄʜıɴ}

To her peers, she was once known as Fred, the cute class clown that could put a smile on anyone’s face. To the world, she’s now known as Frederika Dodger, the poor victim of a terrible school shooting that’s suddenly gone missing. To Zayn Malik, she’s Freddie, the beautiful mute girl that sleeps on his couch. Will she ever find her voice again? Or will her story forever remain untold? {Aʟʟ Rıɢʜᴛs Rᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇᴅ ’13 © LıᴛᴛʟᴇUʀᴄʜıɴ}

One Direction. The famous British band that came together on the X-Factor and quickly took the world by storm. Everyone knows the names of the three boys and two girls that make up this mixed-gender group: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Lia Payne, and Nyla Horan. But nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors. After all, with no one to really turn to on tour but each other, who’s to say just how close the band members will get in the end? {Aʟʟ Rıɢʜᴛs Rᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇᴅ ’13 © LıᴛᴛʟᴇUʀᴄʜıɴ}

❝ no more masquerade, you’re one lonely star. one lonely star & you don’t know who you are. ❞ It’s common knowledge that One Direction is going places. They have been for three years. With a fanbase of millions and faces plastered across the cover of every teen magazine being sold, they’re one of the biggest boy bands in the world. But there’s one member that the limelight seems to love the most. One that’s become more of a household name. One that can’t seem to even breathe the same air as a female without the media reporting to the world that the young Harry Styles has apparently bagged yet another poor woman. When the curly-haired boy bander finds solace in the company of quirky Arizona Jones, will she be lost to the rumour mill like many that came before her, or will she be the girl that finally decides to stay? {Aʟʟ Rıɢʜᴛs Rᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇᴅ ’13 © LıᴛᴛʟᴇUʀᴄʜıɴ}

Let me buy you a coffee. We’ll sit down, drink our coffees together, and if I can get you to smile before we leave, I get to see you again tomorrow. Same time, same place. Deal? “Deal.” { s h o r t ~ s t o r y } F o r H a r r y S t y l e s. {Aʟʟ Rıɢʜᴛs Rᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇᴅ ’13 © LıᴛᴛʟᴇUʀᴄʜıɴ}

[COMPLETE] Eleanora likes doing weird things for simple reasons, like attending every single gig the band 'White Eskimo' plays, purely because she thinks the lead singer, Harry Styles, is kinda cute. And Harry kind of likes that. A lot. [AU in which White Eskimo got a record deal and are now touring the country, stopping at clubs and bars in hope to make it onto the scene. One Direction don't exist, and there's a girl (at this point the band aren't sure of her name) who likes to follow them around wherever they go and she may or may not have the most complicated personality ever.] [Cover: someweirdhipster] [Words: 31,000]

three girls. five guys. bad jokes. one awful parody. "I seriously could not put this book down." -A person whose hands were glued to this book, even though it's impossible considering this is virtual. "The best wattpad story I've ever read!" -Somebody who just learned how to read and has only read one wattpad story in their life. ❀ WARNING ❀ omg don't read this plz it's embarrassing uGH This book is not serious at all. It's a One Direction fanfic parody. Or, as I like to call it, 'The Queen Book of all Carroty Fanfics'. It's idiotic and stupid and silly and cliche because all I want to do is put a smile on your face and make you shake your head at how dumb it is. If you want to read something that's actually well written, I don't recommend this! also there's lots of cussing in this oops :) xx