In honour of the people who make my life worth living! Don't be freaked out by our weirdness okayy! ♥

A mermaid, the transformation of a boring accountant, an atomic submarine and a lot of jokes. Now available as a paperback, with mermaid illustrations. See the last section for a special offer! www.miltonmarmalade.uk The first several updated chapters will remain here on Wattpad for your delectation.

"They held the moon & stars in the palm of their hands, but does their happiness come to an end?"

Just some of my fave jokes Hope you like them

Meet DJ. She's a 17-year-old girl who lives with Mitch who is also known as the BajanCanadian in Team Crafted. He invites his other mates in Team Crafted down to stay with them for a few months. But they meet Ben, a psycho next door neighbor who has this fantasy of dating her. So many things happen. Love, fights, hearts broken, tears shed and blood drawn are just a few things that happen in this book. Will DJ become a part of Team Crafted? Will Ben get DJ to go out with him? Find out in Team Crafted's New Member

This book will make you lol and roll on the floor laughing. But..........I didn't make-up most of the lol's.

Ask us! :) [CLOSED] ATTENTION: You must read 'The Big Five.' By the way, if you're a Jelsa hater I suggest you leave. This book has Jelsa potatoes in it so if you even try and comment you'll be sorry. ~*~ Oct. 2014 Fantasy #24 / Random #44

FUNNY TEXTS!!

This is my first book