"This is a truly special book, one that captured my heart from the very first line...THE ASTONISHING THING feels like a bit of a miracle and we all could use a miracle." --Holly Chamberlin, author of Seashell Season and Summer With My Sisters

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

When Terri Sandy signed up for the school Europe trip, she had no idea what a big mistake she had just made. Halfway through their flight, the plane abruptly plummeted and they crashed, killing almost all of the passengers. When Terri and her friends went to check up on the pilot, they found him dead with a rope tied around his neck. One by one, more people began to die. Terri needed to figure out who or what the killer was before she became the next target... [warning: this book contains swearing. If this offends you, please do not read, I don't want to offend anyone]

{A book written by two single idiots who for some reason though it'd be a good idea to write a funny life advice book}

Remember that time, where Tim, that rather questionable guy, who clung to you after meeting him at your fourth cousins sisters baby shower, and now he's discussing his recent cats birth? Yeah, and how you just wanted take a shovel casually to his face? WELL HAVE NO FEAR, this new book is here. With our easy to follow tips, even you can be loser people free!

"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to fight for her freedom. There's only one problem: a powerful man blocking her way.

Let's all face it. We all have stuff we absolutely hate about the world. And we all like ranting about it. So....let me present the Giant Book of Rants, where every single topic that I hate about and you hate will be discussed and I will rant about that topic. This book will include humor, because I simply cannot be funny, a lot of emoji faces, because I don't want you guys thinking that you're reading Kristen Stewart's own rants (Nothing against her people) and, well, rants. Be prepared for an awesome book!:)

Growing up without her parents and living with her aunt, Ella Penning has always been very protective of her little sister Kaylee. But when a secret organization abducts them both and rips them apart; it will take a lot of courage and determination from Ella plus a few good friends to get Kaylee back again. Will she be willing to pay the price or will it tear her heart in two?

Phones, light typing...and murder. Think breaking into show business is hard? Try landing a temp job without office skills. That's the challenge facing aspiring actress Isobel Spice when she arrives in New York City, fresh out of college and deficient in PowerPoint. After being rejected by seven temp agencies for her lack of experience, Isobel sweet-talks recruiter James Cooke into letting her cover a last-minute vacancy at a bank. New to his own job, and recently sober, James takes a chance on Isobel, despite his suspicion that she's a trouble-magnet. His misgivings are borne out by lunchtime, when she stumbles across a dead secretary in a bathroom stall. Can Isobel find the killer before he strikes again?