Once upon a time I worked in a call center. Doing collections. Whoopee. If you haven't ever wondered, or cared to wonder, what it might look like when a person with dyslexia works in a call center dealing with numbers, melting-pot names, and complicated verbiage...Well you may want to take a peek.. Inside this short book are 23 hilariously-true short stories. But please, go ahead and enjoy a few laughs at my expense. All of the 'moment's, 'events', and/or 'accounts' in this short blurb book are factual and actually came out of the author's said mouth.This book is a work of non-fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are products of the author's retelling but have been changed to protect the identity of any said and/or mentioned individual. The call center name and any co-workers have been removed to protect the author and/or the business relationship that may or may not still exist. For all security and intensive purposes the call center will be referred to as 'The Call Center' "People gotta eat. This is how I fed myself for a while." -- Chone' Lopez

Are you planning to work in a call center? This may or may not be helpful to you. This book is written to give an overview about working or about to work in a call center. All information are only base on my observation and experience. No intentions of offense against any company. This are all my opinion. I hope you will learn something from this book. Enjoy! 'Good fortune favors the brave'- unknown

"Enoch was the great-grandfather of Noah, and father of Methuselah."

Short Stories that I hope you find scary. Not all of them will be mine.

These are some short scary stories I wrote

Real Ghost stories, that will send chills trough your body, that you'll have night-mares about, they will scare you, maybe even terrify you!

Kick back, relax and shit your pants There's no other way to say this: You'd better get some toilet paper, because you're about to get the crap scared out of you. These aren't mine I am just sharing them with everyone

Ever wonder what Batman and his heroic gang do in their spare time (apart from Bruce 'being Batman')? Well, I've managed to hack into Batman's chat log, to see all the drama that unravels off of the superhero big screen. Love will be revealed, llamas will drink coffee and Batman will be... Batman. Come in for a spell, won't you? It's going to be bat-tastic!

Mike and his monster girl harem return! Upon activating the home's magical defenses, he has protected it from the outside world. However, a threat now grows from within that threatens to undo everything he has gained. With a war brewing inside the house, it will take every skill in his sexual toolbox to come out on top. This story is naughty! If you enjoy stories about mythological creatures that have sex with humans, then this story is for you! If you really enjoyed this tale, consider supporting my patreon at patreon.com/sexyannabelle where you can get access to advanced chapters, artwork and more!

This is a collection of short horror stories 👻 Do comment if you like them. ~Author