(Based off the movie Wild Child) (I was so unbelievably bored and this is the result) Dan Howell blew it. Throwing a party would usually go down with a simple grounding or scream-fest, though this time he fucked up big time. "THAT'S IT YOUR GOING TO ENGLAND!" [complete] This is a product of extreme boredom, just FYI. I do NOT own Wild Child - script found at this website http://www.veryabc.cn/movie/uploads/script/WildChild.txt Copyright 2015 (No further updates ever)

Dan is the popular guy who can have anyone he wants. His friend Chris isn’t so sure about that though and makes a bet with him: By the end of term Dan has to make Phil Lester fall in love with him. A/N: There's no selfharm, no depression, no eating disorders, no character deaths, no bullying, no getting beaten up, ... Basically it's just a really cute story with minor drama, which, however, doesnt involve any of things mentioned above.

What happens when a lonely Phil Lester finds a shy, homeless boy that turns out to be half cat? Can he handle the responsibility of a Neko boy like Dan? AmazingPhilxDanisnotonfire AU WILL PROBABLY CONTAIN SMUT AT SOME POINT I don't own Dan or Phil I promise

Oneshots to help PHIL your thirst for phan. Are you looking for a good time? Click now to meet Ironic meme loving trash in your area Any meme trash of Dan and Phil are my friends. WE IS A PHAMILY of SKUNK NUGGETS YO. SWIGGITY SWEED PLEASE READ.

Everything was like a puzzle that had yet to be put together. It was like all the pieces were there, but you didn't know where to connect them and how they fit in. Dan was the puzzle, and I wanted to know how to solve it.

Dan is a hybrid. Phil is a human. In a world where hybrids are trash, the two form a unusually perfect connection.

Co-written with: http://liguoriliscious.co.vu/ Summary: Dan and Phil are sent to Predjama Castle by the BBC to record some footage for the BBC YouTube page. The castle is haunted, but Dan doesn’t believe in any of that stuff. Once Phil and Dan get to the castle, weird things start happening that neither of them can explain or brush off. Warnings: Horror!Fic, Torture, Violence, Ideologically Sensitive, Strong Language, Best Read At Night (comedy and fluff included)

In which Dan and Phil meet at a Christmas party, get very drunk and discover that neither of them have kissed anyone before. Phan, Kickthestickz, fluff, and Christmas - this fic was written for the super lovely harrypottergleek97 as part of the Youtube Christmas Fic Exchange run by the ever glorious potatoes-are-not-for-sex (all on ffn) and is about the most typical and cliched fanfic i've ever written because hey it's christmas and everyone loves to indulge in a bit of crap over the holidays.

Phil can't cope and he really needs someone to comfort him, but was his decision of what was to help him the right one? Rated R, lots of smut and not much plot!

Dan and Phil have been best friends for 5 years now, avoiding Phanfictions and ignoring questions on their relationship. Truth is, it was just to painful for either of them to face. After them 5 years of sitting around and waiting, is one of them finally going to admit their love or will it be a secret for now and forever? Warning- BoyxBoy and some inappropriate language