I never thought I would find myself writing kinky oneshots about a middle-aged man fucking himself (quite literally) but here I am thanks to twitter user @FuzzyConnection. This is dedicated to all the horny my chem fans who can't get enough of piss drinking, blood kinks, and weird-ass fanart that has gone viral in stan culture. Enjoy, you nasties. 🖕

It was the beginning of a very odd, but special friendship. The pair had so much more in common than they truly knew or could ever imagine. But how long before either found it in themselves to open up, to be honest about who, about what they truly were? How long could they keep up this charade of pretending to be a normal being, walking on eggshells before one of them accidentally slipped up, or caught on?

Frank is just an ordinary person, with an ordinary job, when one day everything changes. A flaming metal object falls from the sky, crashes right in his backyard, and what was inside it would change his life forever. Chapters: 33/33. Complete. FAQ at the end covers all 3 installations of the fic. Prologue and Epilogue can be found on my page.

Damian Owens refuses to take his medication. He consistently ditches therapy sessions, and won't speak a word to the living. Timothy Edward Richard McKinnon is your typical little fairy princess, sweet, innocent and an open heart full of love. He's the kind of kid who refuses to leave anyone behind, no matter how far underwater they drag him down. He doesn't give up on anybody. After Timmy's relocation to the rainy town of Ashland, their worlds collide in the most unexpected of places. He accidentally stumbles upon Damian and is granted the gift of hearing him speak. Although innocent on the surface, the younger boy will teach the other some of the darkest and most valuable lessons, starting with the importance of moving on, even when it seems impossible. cover credit to Amelia_Vale