Same old story, Dave does something to piss of Bro they strife, Dave gets his ass handed to him then they go on their merry ways. Not this time. Dave seemed especially bitchy today and that somewhat worried Bro. Dave was thirsty for the elder Strider's attention and why not get it the only way he knew how? Dave had been hiding something inside of him for years and it finally bubbled up inside of him, he simply couldn't take it anymore especially now since John had broken up with him.

This is a Karkat X Reader fic. This takes place in an AU universe post-sburb where trolls now live on earth and not many humans are incredibly welcoming. This is my second story, I'm also in the process of a Kankri X Reader story called "long winded debates" let me know in the comments if you want me to continue. And I'm open to taking suggestions for one-shots and I welcome feedback with open arms. Thanks for reading. Also cover art belongs to me even though I suck :P

Living with a over reacted person would be awful for some, but being the motherfucken 'clown face' I am, I sort of like it, ever since I met Karkat Vantas, my crush. :O)

Dave Strider x reader x Karkat Vantas.. Warning: this gets rather violent in some context, blood and gore is fairly frequent. Strong language too, but I don't understand why you need that warning if you got through Homestuck. Dave, Karkat and other Homestuck characters belong to Andrew Hussie. Story belongs to me. Lemon is in there, but you do not need to read it. It's not the best of lemons, it's just kinda ridiculous and stupid. Ps. In the early chapters I may say this is not a Karkat x reader. That was when I was still deciding whether or not this was in fact going to be a Dave x reader x Karkat. So don't pay attention to any of that, cause it is a Dave x reader x Karkat.

Yup. You're a mermaid. I wanted to try something different, I have big plans. Your name is (Y/N) (L/N). You have a secret. Ever since you were little, no matter how big or little of an amount, if your legs touched the water, you would instantly grow a tail. Yup, a mermaid tail. One day, you met this... strange guy. His name is Eridan, Eridan Ampora. What happens when you two become friends? WOW I SUCK AT DESCRIPTIONS HAHA

you are a low blood and the grand high blood make you a maid in his castle but both of you both start to feel red for each other.

Will you love Rainbows? Or )(ate them? You decide at t)(e end

GHB fanfiction! Read to find out more!