Suddenly his hand covered my mouth "Don't scream" He whispered and before I knew what was going on I was dropped inside a van I couldn't see their faces but suddenly I knew who they were. One of them was wearing a stripes shirt, One of them was Irish, One of them had an orgasmic British voice and he was called Hazza, I mean how many "Hazzas" with British accent and slow deep voice could be in the world. I was been kidnapped by One direction

The sequel to One Direction Jokes and Randomness •credit to whoever wrote these•

This is the story of a girl who one day is happily walking home from school when she is kidnapped by the one and only- one direction. (COMPLETED WITH SEQUEL) WARNING: Wrote this when I was a carrot/fetus to writing so be prepared for it to be pretty poop!

Weird and/or funny would you rather jokes

Anna Clark, Heaven Roberts, and Kaylee Nicholos are three normal teenagers who live in a small town. One day they are laughing and having a good time on their way to a long dread-filled day at school. Or so they thought. They get kidnaped by four masked men and then held captive in barrels on a ship. There comes a great storm and the barrels, holding the girls, and five others get knocked off of the ship. The barrels wind up on a deserted island and somehow they break out of the barrels. They find out the other five barrels consisted of the one and only boy band, One Direction They hate each other dearly. Will they begin to like eachother? Will they learn to work together? Will one fall for another? Or will they die due to hatred and dumb ideas? Read to find out! (this progulue was written by an amazing person named Kaylee rachelle Jackson)

*WARNING I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK* Lottie Smith is a 13 year old actress. She is one of the best actresses out there. What happens when she takes a cruise to LA to shoot a new movie? What happens when one direction also happens to be on that cruise. What happens when a huge thunderstorm comes an damages the boat? What happens when the boat sinks and Lottie ends up stranded on an island with....one direction? You have to read to find out.

Jane's not like any regular teen. Her parents are abusive and cruel, cold hearted you cold say. They push Jane over the edge one night and she snaps. She then decides to call her best friend Harry. Yeah, yeah thee Harry styles but really she couldnt care less if he was famous or not. They are best friends til death. But who knew DEATH would come sooner for her and the rest One direction. Read more to find out(:!

Olivia was your normal average 13 year old living life with her 3 best friends. But for them, life just so happens to be on a deserted and unknown Island in the pacific. No one is looking for them because they think they're dead, and no one is with them. That is, until One Direction's plane crash and the 5 members find themselves on Olivia's Island. When will they get back to their career? How long will it be for Olivia and her friends to find them? What will one secret reveal everything and involve them all? Most importantly, how will they get off the island?

Okay let's admit it Savannah has had some pretty rough times last year when she was on the island stranded with the famous boy band, One Direction. She thought she was done and everything eventually died down and she was back to her normal routine in South Dakota. All of a sudden, she is dragged back into the boy's life. She is offered a chance of a life time to go on tour with them. What happens when your bus driver abandons you? Chaos!