Pause for a second and imagine this: the person you love is dying, but you can help. You can give them a few more months to make memories, laugh, cry. But at what cost? (Thank you to @TalatheWolf for the summary)

According to Wizarding traditions, it is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. When Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy agree to attend the annual Christmas Ball, neither had any inkling of such a fact or the fact that their lives are about to change irrevocably. Follow the pair as they realize that sometimes the last person in the world that you could ever be prevailed upon to be with is the only person in the world you can't live without. A Pride & Prejudice/Dramione Fanfic.

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.

What would happen if the HP characters could talk to each other in a chat room?? Find out in this story ;)