"momma, im scared." "i know, sweetheart." "momma, where are we?" "almost to where we need to be." "where's that?" "someplace you'll be safe. you'll see." <><><> in which a mother loves too much ×WARNING× - dark themes If you're uncomfortable with that, I wouldn't recommend reading this Credit to @WarriorzLove for the short story format ×××WARNING××× If you are reading this story on any platform other than Wattpad, you may be at risk of a serious malware attack. To read this story in its original, safe form, you can find it here: http://my.w.tt/UiNb/XTOuv5YAGF

isati - Amharic for "fire" Wrenthroat likes fire. ~~~ ×WARNINGS× - dark themes - pyromania Credit to @WarriorzLove for the short story format If you're uncomfortable with these, I would advise against reading this. ×××WARNING××× If you are reading this story on any platform other than Wattpad, you may be at risk of a serious malware attack. To read this story in its original, safe form, you can find it here: http://my.w.tt/UiNb/0DgZN9QAGF

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

❝i'm sorry, but nobody here actually likes you❞ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ frostear was always concerned about being absolutely beautiful. he must always look his best. then, he realized that his cats all must love him. he was the deputy, after all. one day, he discovered that not everyone liked him - no one, in fact. ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ the cover was made by me, @minkbite

Desperation has become the rule of thumb in the crumbling Inanimate Kingdom, where devastation of both external and internal conflict threaten to throw it into war. King MePhone's reassurances and grand parties aren't fooling anyone; the fog of unease is still overwhelming. With so much restraint around her, princess Marshmallow wants to break the rules and bring her kingdom to peace. When the ivory path laid before her isn't heading towards peace, though, perhaps it's time to blaze a new one. Perhaps that new path is paved with dreams, love, and fresh produce - the stuff of fairy tales. "Let's discover our era of peace... together." An Inanimate Insanity/Battle for Dream Island collaborative work by SkaterCheese and I based on the Medieval AU by wentikk and toonirl on Tumblr. Contains Marshple and an assortment of other ships, including Lightbrush, Suitloon, Bickel, etc. Best enjoyed by readers who can deal with adult themes. To keep things simple and easy while reading (or just to jumpstart your memory) there's an allegiance document that you can find below the tags of each chapter. The sole purpose of the document is to settle any future confusion as well as list many of the characters throughout the story, because you always need a little reminder.

Fan is ecstatic to join the new season of Inanimate Insanity. He's intrigued and a little starstruck, to say the least. Just as things begin to settle and friendships (sometimes more) begin to form, a troublesome event occurs. A contestant is killed in unknown circumstances. As the Bright Lights get smaller and smaller, will they be able to find out how these gruesome events occurred? Or, more importantly...who's next? (This WILL include in-depth depictions of murder, and some shipping, so read at your own risk! Also it's human au because I'm trash for that. Also also. Art is by me, characters are owned by AnimationEpic.)

a trophan inanimate insanity fanfic, really bad didn't even proof read hope y'all like it