Just some simple tips to make your life that little bit easier

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

This is the second book to my other zodiac book. I hope you enjoy! Cover made by @PottedPlants_101

Are you bored? Do you need some excitement in your reading? Do you have a sudden urge to read something that is both dumb and hilarious at the same time? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then this is the story for you! (Apologies for the dumb commercial announcer type intro. I promise this story is actually a lot better than I'm describing it.) Story of My Life is a collection of real, true, stories taken from the life of a teenage girl who doesn't smoke or do drugs and basically just stays inside her room all day watching Netflix. In this story she will tell all of the weird, funny, random, interesting things that have happened to her over the years. From indestructible piñatas to dead squirrels to fat birds of pray, the stories in this book are absolutely ridiculous and random and weirdly funny. So come along for the ride and welcome to The Story of My Life.