A list of crap I've gone through leading through I don't know anymore Note* I pretty much stopped updating this because I lost motivation to make these...

the last time i updated this thing for real was in 2015, so i highly advise against reading this. even so, i will never cease to be astonished at the sheer number of individuals who have willingly read and loved this book over the course of the past years. no matter how cringey this old material may be, it brings back a sense of nostalgia to my early wattpad days that i'll never forget. if i was ever feeling down, there would be thousands of people here to listen and to support me. i owe everyone who read this book any time between 2014-2015 the world, for you guys, i'll be forever grateful. thank you for everything. on a side note, please stop and refrain from calling me your "senpai" or "author-nim." cover credit: harry clarke, "silence"

Contains various Sherlolly oneshots! Hope you enjoy! ^~^

Sometimes all you really need is a place to call home. * * * Being re-written completely as of May 14, 2021

Every teenager is an addict. Whether they're addicted to shopping, texting, sleeping, playing video games or simply just hanging out with their friends, every teen has that one thing that they can't get enough of. Elsa King was no exception. She would stay up all night chatting away with her new found friends across the pond, watching funny videos on Youtube and fangirling about celebrities in chatrooms. Nothing could keep her away from her laptop. Well, almost nothing. [Extended summary inside] © All Rights Reserved Artemis Holmes 2014. #breakstereotypes Top Ratings - Short Story: #66 Teen Fiction: #321

If you want a laugh and don't mind HUGE GRAMMAR MISTAKES, READ ON YAY IT'S #1 In the dumb category and honor for me😂

Cecilia Sanchez was getting married to multi billionaire, Joseph Taylor. Cecilia loved Joseph will all her heart and soul. They were high school sweethearts, dated out of college, and until finally Joseph proposed. Now Cecilia was 24 and Joseph was 26. When Cecilia comes to surprise Joseph at the office with a surprise of her own, she finds him with another woman. Cecilia goes back to their house in tears and starts to pack her bags. It was incredibly hard to for Cecilia to leave Joseph. But she couldn't take the pain of seeing him. Her surprise made it even worse. She was pregnant with his baby. Cecilia left her engagement ring and a note. Cecilia left and the security guards and maids looked at her in sympathy. When Joseph comes back to their house and reads the note, Joseph felt broken. He realized he made the biggest mistake of his life. He loved Cecilia with everything in him. Joseph shouldn't have ever cheated on her. But then Joseph finds the pregnancy test in the bathroom. Joseph sends people to look for her. Will he find her? Will he find her with another man?

He's a celebrity. She's not. When Robert's affections are strictly limited to alone time, Heather, the full time bodyguard and part time girlfriend, questions the future of her relationship with her mega star boyfriend.

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

I am Alcid Valleroz, I'm a broken hearted guy, or should I say a 'bitter' guy?. Ng dahil sa galit na naramdaman ko, nag bunga ang isang hindi inaasahang 'KASINUNGALINGAN', A lie that almost change everything in my life. Mga maling akala na nag dulot ng malalang problema,..maling akala na nauwi sa "KASALAN". But there I started to know, that a LIE could also bring me a true ROMANCE. A romance that a stupid girl given to me. That's Jiyanne. My wife.