This book will ruin everything you love. /Everything./ Content and themes are explicit and disturbing; I'm not going to lie. Please don't read anything in this book if you are triggered by: explicit or implied violence, explicit or implied sexual scenes and/or kink, scenes containing depictions or mentions of homicide/suicide/self-harm/abuse, and/or disturbing situations. Enter at your own risk. A compilation of stories that aren't good enough to stand alone but still needed to be written. If you have any triggers or expectations or hopes for this book, please don't open it.

"...Is it a problem when living becomes a chore?"

Preston just wanted Rob to stop buying cigarettes. Rob wanted to drown in the smoke.

'I'm not like that. I can't be like that. I can't like him. I don't like him. The Bible says it's wrong. He's my best friend. He'd understand.' Ever wanted to doubt your morality or sanity? This is a good place to start. Severe Trigger Warnings: vulgar language, graphic imagery, depression/mental illness, health problems/illness, self harm, mentions of suicide, unhealthy relationships, disturbing situations, smut/kink, maybe some tears. I will update this list as the story progresses. If it exists elsewhere in this fandom, it will probably be in here. I am writing this story to complete a challenge given to me by my friend, FieryZorua (outlined below). If you hate it, blame her. This thing is longer than a Harry Potter book (over 700 pages and more than 250,000 words) and the chapters might actually crash mobile devices. Challenge Information: Must break your current writing record (120,000 words or 350 pages for me for stories that aren't one-shots); must include as many overused plot lines and character stereotypes as possible (it's a giant parody of everyone else's stories); must be one continuous story line that is easy to follow; all facts were either gathered in a single 20-minute Google search period performed before the story was outlined, or they have to be made up on the spot. Only dialect/spelling/pronunciation/phrases and recent events (post-2016) can be looked up after the research period is over. I speak no truth - only nonsense.