A poem dedicated to my favourite little killer.

In the Super Smash Bros. tournament, the fate of each video game franchise lies in the might of its mentor’s moveset. And the punniness of their tagline, of course. Despite this, there is one thing the fighters have in common; they’re all on the Villager’s death list. Amongst the conquering champions and gallant giants, there are youngsters. Children who’d rather beat the shit out of each other than go to school. It’s not all that bad though. Jeff does their homework for them. A collection of fanfiction about the Super Smash Bros. characters. But mainly the kids being little shits.