They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

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"its time we end this."Aaron says in a wicked voice. This is it, this is the end. I never thought it would all end this quickly the metal of the gun feels cold against my skin. after all this time, this is what I get? I get betrayed I can't believe how foolish I was. I should've known not to trust anyone so easily. "on the count of three."he wisphers, "any last requests?" I look at the person who stands in front of me with his back turned to me, then I look at Aaron last time before returning my gaze back to the ground. such a coward, both of them are cowards. "one!" I squeeze my eyes shut. "two!" this is it. "three!" there's a loud bang and I fall down. ------------ Ayla is living a normal and peaceful life when sudden evils spread throughout the world. Ayla is ready to risk her life for her loved ones. She sets off to find the other ten like her, who can save the world from chaos and destruction. Will Ayla find the others in time? Will she be able to bear the evils that await her? [I'm gonna be editing this, so there may be some changes in it] {#Wattys2015} ~"The world isn't what you think it is"~