Hannah Taylors finally gives in to her desperation and does one of the stupidest things a girl can do to grab her unapproachable long-time crush Jonah Gibbs' attention: spill soda on his white shirt and leave a motherfrigging red blotch on it. Accidentally... on purpose.

Have you ever wondered what your dog is thinking? Zelda is a curly-tailed, wrinkly, stubborn pug. But, she isn't an ordinary pug content to eat and sleep her days away. Zelda is always searching for a new adventure, mystery to solve, or squirrel to catch, and her unexpected reactions cause readers to smile and laugh. The thirteen short stories in this book connect and build into a story arc creating an exciting chapter book for young readers, providing a glimpse into the mind of a curious canine. But no matter your age, pug fanatics and dog lovers will enjoy the adventures of this enchanting pug who grabs life like a bone and won't let go. The Adventures of Zelda series is available for purchase in ebook and paperback formats. Learn more here - http://kristenotte.com/books/the-adventures-of-zelda-series/

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HAILING ALL GIRLS! This is the story that you all want to read. We all go through those dreadful moments through the teenage years, and here is story about one girl's dilemmas. Sit and relax, as you watch her many *face-palm* moments and celebrate when you realize, that every girl goes through the same embarrassing things. Also don't be afraid to list in the comments, 101 things why you also hate being a girl!

warning⚠ do not read if you are easily offended a book to annoy, prank etc. use it at your own risk. different ways to annoy and prank people. give me your suggestions, let your creativity flow people! not held accountable for any unicorns, potahtoes, or flying pineapples. { humor#56 }

Love stories about loney people. Here is the book for you it is where leah (the kind one) looks after jade (the lonely one) whilst alicia bullies jade.

I create great, new funny novels. I create one every 2 weeks about Horrid Henry and maybe others... So Stay Tunes!!!

On an island in the Circle Sea, Jim and Polly dream of adventure, but they are caught up in a web of mystery as some unusual visitors arrive in the harbour... The Pirate Maze is set in the Circle Sea. Caught between swirling currents and unending storms the islanders have built homes for themselves but their peace is threatened by those who turn to piracy... In this story, we meet Jim and Polly. Surrounded by a cast of pirates, drunkards and villains they will begin their journey into a frightening world of magic and mystery in which they will uncover the secrets at the heart of their world... Please comment, vote and fan. Let me know how I can improve it. See www.circlesea.info for more about the Circle Sea Stories...

WELCOME GIRLS. 101 Reasons Why I Hate.. BOOK #2This is a place where we can all let our feelings out, with no judgement and only tears of laughter. This is a list of '101 Reasons Why I Hate Being a Tomboy', created by wonderful girls on Wattpad.

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?