Ever had Ramen Noodles for an entire month? Lilly Fenster has and she's tired of it. Which is why she ends up managing the fashion industry's hottest Brazilian model. Lucky her, right? Not really. Lilly can't stand the intolerable Joshua Lachowski . Heck, she can't even pronounce his last name, much less manage his professional life. What happens when the nerd enters the fashion world and meets the biggest jerk imaginable? Mayhem, Ramen Noodles, and love. That's what.

Mia Hastings was never one to follow the rules. Her brother knew it, her best friend knew it. Everyone knew it. She lives for the moment, doing whatever she feels and thinking of the consequences later. Her main goal in life is to live it. Mia’s brother’s best friend Drake O’Connell was never big on rules. The judge who sentences him to 2 years in prison knew it. He is known for being the badboy, partying and womanising. His charm, good looks and obnoxious behaviour made his life pretty easy and his main goal in it was to have fun. He had lost 2 years of his life locked up, so he was determined to make up for lost time. So when these two people are thrown together, both without a care in the world, issues of their own and more secrets than an episode of Pretty Little Liars, you can expect a story full of laughs, tears, arguments and felonies. They might be breaking the law, but both Mia and Drake are about to find out that when it feels wrong, it is ALWAYS more fun. ©makeandoffer

Summer Jacobs knew full well about her town’s tradition. Every year at the end of the summer, a party would be held on school grounds without the knowledge of the parents or the teachers. It had been happening since before Summer was born and never once was anyone the wiser. This year however, everyone was going to find out. Summer had planned a weekend of alcohol, bad decisions and horrendous photo’s which she would later un-tag herself from on Facebook. A whole weekend with her friends at the biggest party of the year, without any worries or parents telling her what to do. So how she ended up trapped in the school with a deranged psycho killing her classmates off one by one, she will never know. It wouldn’t have been as bad if she was trapped on her own. She would have been happier to face the lunatic solo rather than be trapped with a guy who kept using the life or death situation to make passes at her. His theory was being so close to death should definitely loosen her up, and by ‘loosen up’ he definitely meant ‘get naked.’ Along with his friends who between them had the IQ of a baby tree stump, an outcast who probably still had Spiderman bed sheets and the cheerleaders who were more worried about all the blood staining their new white jeans, they had to somehow make it out of there alive. And to think, Summer’s biggest worry that weekend was waking up with a brutal hangover… ©makeandoffer

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Madeline Stone knows where her future is heading-her family has that part all figured out. On her twenty-first birthday she is stealing a few moments back from her own life before relinquishing every part of herself to their plan. Jackson Rider is a southern boy who grew up with a football in hand. He has seen a lot in his time as a quarterback, but when Madeline stumbles her way into his life throwing the most unconventional passes-he can't get the beautiful rookie out of his head. In life as in football, even the most solid plays can be intercepted.

It's hard being your hot best friend's fake girlfriend, but someone's got to do it. Jacey's been faking it with Mike for a year now and it seems like every night is the same. The arrangement has worked pretty well for both friends, Jacey gets to party as hard as she wants and Mike get's to spend time with his actual boyfriend. But lately, things are getting kind of complicated. Jacey's starting to get lonely despite her fake boyfriend and suddenly her one night stands aren't enough. Except one person seems to be doing a pretty good job of making her feel better, but Jacey is sure as hell not going to admit it's Chase The Dork. But when his annoying smirks stop being annoying and it turns out that Chace might care more than he lets on, Jacey needs to face the facts. Living a life where appearances are everything is a tough thing to do, and now more than ever so is just faking it.

Seventeen year old Lory is a fallen angel on earth. Being banned from heaven sucked enough, but now she's been sent to hell: high school. Even worse, she's met the devil himself in Vincent Andrew. With his tattoos and piercings, he doesn’t seem to leave her alone. Even when the two have history together, and not just the class, Lory is focused on stopping him from getting too close. With her wit and cunning attitude, will she be able to survive her teenage life, or will her life in the real world be too much?

<<STORY UNDER CONSTRUCTION.>> "I finally met him. I found my match. But why does everybody else think so otherwise?" I am Mandelleine Dianne Bellefleur. Mandy, for short. And I mean it... SHORTEN MY NAME AND USE "MANDY" PLEASE... JUST... PLEASE. Ahem... I lost my composure there. So, I followed my friend, Elizabeth, all the way to Doncaster, UK, and dragged my 2 guy friends with me. SPOILER ALERT, I met One Direction. (Wow. Shocker.) And I don't know the relevance of me telling you this, but I feel a little chatty. So go on and read the story of how I found love... and how I broke my own heart. *Moving Novels* ATTENTION. This WAS Zayn's story of the Moving Novels. It's basically told in a different POV from the first book, Moving Novels: She's Not Afraid by leCouchPotato, BUT my friend ended up deleting it. Sooooo, I'm on my own.

Emma is a professional clown. Which is just perfect, because she thinks she's falling in love with a guy who never smiles. Emma is willing to do anything to change Jesse's life to make him happy. Except, Jesse already has a family and too many dark secrets to count. Can the girl with the happy soul change the guy with the battered one? Nobody knows, but she's sure as hell going to try. (This is a short novella centered around Jesse from Pretty Bad Things. None of the characters from PBT will be mentioned (except maybe Harvey!), therefor you don't have to read PBT to enjoy Jesse's Girl)