Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

Do you want SuperPotterWhoLock? Have you been having a decrease in feels? Are you positively and absolutely in love with Sherlock, The Doctor, Team Free Will or the Harry Potter hunks? Then you've come to the right place! This is a book full of drabbles, ideas and teeny one shots starring YOU! I have prove that your heart will dance to the Doctor Who theme tune, while I pass it tissues like it's listening to Carry On My Wayward Son. Your Welcome, Camilla *~*~* ❝The fandoms have exploded. The world is burning as all Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Sherlock, and Supernatural fans are glued to their laptops, tablets, or phones, reading this story. And I am one of them.❞ ~ TheMightyPloffph ❝*cracks knuckles and grabs a cuppa tea* this will be amazing! I can feel it in my mind palace.❞ ~ White_Winged_Angel ❝OMG I love them, I don't know how you came up with them because just are just SOOO AMAZINGLY INCREDIBLE!!! Your so good at writing them, please please keep going!!! xx <3❞ ~ okthatsnormal ❝You are amazing! You've taken the shows I've loved and smushed them into a so freaking worth it apple pie!❞ ~ CTHughesBookWormLife

"I've fought for you for as long as I could. I've caressed you. But now, you have become a part of someone else." In a love story to rival "Twilight", an intricate love story between a boy and his apple is wound. After weeks of fighting for it, the apple leaves him and disappears--forever. From the author of "Reducto" comes a different but just as serious story. "This is the funniest and best thing I've ever read oh my gosh. A+ for brilliant writing" --@mypatronous "This is hilarious!" --WeasleyTwinsRule "This has provided me and my friends with a much needed laugh at school :)" --thEcrEAtOr23

In this book you'll finds some facts about Harry Potter characters that you probably didn't know. Enjoy! Disclaimer: I own nothing

The name pretty much speaks for itself... Things that as Potterheads we do, and we know we are a Potterhead when we do them! This story is very funny and relatable,yet always ends up giving readers the feels! Please try reading a few chapters... I can assure you: you won't stop reading until Voldemort grows a nose! If you read this, please add You Know Your A Potterhead 2 into your library because once this story runs out of parts I will start writing on that one :) Happy reading!!!

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible." Now Complete!

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