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Comedy

Funny quotes from awesome people. #161 in Humor October. 9. 2015

"And he took MY food and ATE it. That was when Pocahontas's dad and I sounded the drums of war." ..... Hayley Artemis Ivani doesn't give a belly dancing shit about what other people think of her most of the time and is an oreo-and-nutella-loving rebel. That probably sums up her life including meeting One Direction at a supermarket... ~Aisha Queen of Ellesmera -A One Direction Humor Fanfiction- Please give my first story a chance!

Just some random jokes and plain humor to laugh, smile, grin, giggle, (or really, just say "huh?") at. Read if you want, and by the way, we /try/ making our own jokes! ;) ~ Remember, I share this account. Plus, I am aware all jokes are not fully mine. This is also under major editing.

It's is random not your typical funny one shots:D it you like this kind of humor than ask me about some other books that I wrote. You will enjoy reading them. Since I'm not American there might be some grammar mistakes but I do my best to correct them. Please tell me if you see them :D just give it a chance and enjoy! :D ! :D!!!!

Greatest collection of Jokes. This book will make you laugh your heart out...literally..XD. ENJOY!!

Fumiko ( meaning " child of treasured beauty" is a half human 15yr old koi fish the size of any ordinary koi, living in a beautiful pond in Japan. Often getting discarded from the school because of her differences. She is tiered of her ordinary life until she meets a half bird half human humming bird the same age as her and she unexpectedly falls in love. How can they possibly be together when she is a fish and he is a bird?

Let's get the facts straight. I am no heroine and I will never bring pride to my family. I am what you could call a failure. My grades? Average. My social life? Average. Talents? Hmm... well, I think I have none. I'm not exceptional in any way and I know I'm a disappointment for my father. And in this day and age there's no way I could just take my father's place to save him from a horrible fate.  There is a huge weight on my shoulders but I can't carry it no matter how hard I try. I have no idea what I can do, I only know what I can't do. Yet I still would try anything to make my father proud, even just once. Oh right, I forgot to tell you whom I was name after. Yes, I was named after Mulan, that bright heroine who saved China and brought pride to her family. Talk about big expectations. But Mulan doesn't suit me, so it's just Ann. -:-:- BOOK #4 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Peony, it symbolises "Prosperity, honor (in China)."