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Sample Manuscript- 70% Published : Decemeber 11th 2016 Scarlett has faced the rejection of her mate and come out the other side a little less naive and a lot more bitter. The only problem is her ex-mate doesn't want to let her go even though he's moved on with someone else. The only thing she can do is go on the run. But she crosses over into uncharted territory and lands herself in the hands of one very cold hearted Alpha. If the fates weren't cruel enough they've given Scarlett another chance at a mate with no other than the cold hearted Noah. His own past is tainted with darkness and heartache--leaving Scarlett to question if he even has the ability to love anymore. But whatever comes her way Scarlett is determined to have her second chance. Nothing is going to stand in her way, not the mate who rejected her, the rogues seeking destroy the little happiness she's been able to grasp onto or the man who seems content to push her away every chance he gets. what doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger or at least that's what they say. *Cover made by Malot Aznar

Highest Rank: #3 in werewolf THE LAST 15 CHAPTERS WILL BE TAKEN DOWN FEB. 1, 2019 DUE TO THIS BOOK BEING PUBLISHED IN MARCH. He looks over everyone, inhaling deeply, trying to pick out a scent. "She's here," he whispered with a smile. He walked through the sea of girls, to the back row where all of the lower class wolves stood, me among them. He slowly passed each girl, sniffing them, everyone of them frowning as he passed, some even let tears escape. He was five girls away from me. A little part of me hopes that I'm his, but most of me is praying to the Moon Goddess that I'm not. He stops at Sky, the girl next to me. She smiles and her eyes light up, but then he turns to me, making her cry. "Mine," he growls. **** Ariel Carter's life was torture. She was the slave of her pack ever since her parents died. And ever since their death, she hasn't said a word. One day, the strongest Alpha in the world, Alpha Shane Chase comes to visit in search of his mate. When Ariel finds out that she's the Alpha's mate, she's terrified. She's already broken and alone and abused by her pack. She doesn't need a mate, let alone an Alpha to do that to her too. Can Shane fix her after he finds out about her horrifying past, or will she stay broken forever? Follow them on their journey involving secrets, lies, heartbreaks, and a twist that'll keep you at the edge of your seat until the very end. Copyright © 2015 All rights reserved (Warning: My writing and the plot has gotten much better throughout the book, so forgive me for some of the bad writing in the beginning.) Completed December 25, 2016 Beautiful cover by @BloodyToni

"Stop. Stop, please." I sob as the whip comes down on my back once more. "Shut up yo-" my tormentor's words are cut off by a ferocious growl. I sense another masculine figure in the dark room, but can't make out a word he's shouting. The burning and searing pain that I'm experiencing is just too much. A sickening snap is heard and something drops onto the cold, stone flooring. The chains around my wrists and ankles are broken along with the tight metal collar around my neck. "Mate." my rescuer growls, gently cradling me in his arms. ********************* Charlotte Beck has been tortured and abused by the Red Stone pack ever since she turned eight. She doesn't know why they hate her or how she ended up a lower rank than the Omegas; no one even bothered to label her as a slave. She has never known the true meaning of love or how it felt like, all Charlotte knows is that her pack surely doesn't feel that way about her. Finding a mate was a dream that was thrown out the window long ago; all of the verbal abuse led her to believe that she didn't deserve one. It's not until she attempts to escape again that she realizes that she has a chance of living a better life, one where abuse isn't an everyday thing. Xander Reynolds, Alpha of the Lunar Shadow pack, finds her when she's taken to his cells as a trespassing prisoner. Known as the strongest Alpha in the continent, he does everything he can to protect his mate. The only problem is that she's too emotionally scarred to allow him to. His dark and violent reputation is the only thing that Charlotte knows about him. The memories of their childhood together beaten out of her mind. Traumatized and high on fear, she struggles to let down her walls. Her real home is with a man who she cannot remember and a brother who she wishes she remembered. Can Xander get his mate to love him? Or will Charlotte let her past keep them apart?

Now available on Amazon (paperback & kindle) as well as the three sequels. Every year, each Male Werewolf can choose a mate - and the She Wolf they chooses has no say in the matter. So when the innocent, seemingly young, Gemini Burn turns eighteen she instantly catches the eye of the most infamous Alpha of all - Alpha Layton Vetteriano. Or, as he is better know; the Blood Alpha. The Blood Alpha is cruel, merciless and unforgiving; but can Gemini soften him up with her kind heart and compassionate ways, or will he just ruin her spirit?

**SAMPLE ONLY** Previously known as His Queen. Highest ranking : #1 in Werewolf (26/12/2015) Note : Please refer inside for the full summary. ❝Every king needs his queen.❞ Every pack has its own tradition. For the Golden Moon pack, it is no different either. Every year, every unmated male werewolf would travel around the world in order to find their other half; their soulmates. All, except for Darius King. As the 'heartless' Alpha of the Golden Moon and the blood Alpha, his is the only name that sends shivers down his enemies' spines whenever they thought about him. In his opinion, the tradition is nothing but a perfect opportunity for other packs to attack his while most of the male wolves are not around, or so he reckons. Little did he know that his decision would lead him to his mate who crashed into his territory; literally. ♛ Please do not leave any hate/self-promoting comments! Thank you! (:

"Beau, stop," I gasped, but I didn't want him to stop. "Amabelle. I am your alpha and your mate. You are mine and only mine. I am yours and only yours. Don't tell me what I can and can't do to you," he murmured. "I-" I started. My protests were silenced with his lips pressed against mine, and the traitor I was to myself, I made no move to remove them. -------------------- Amabelle Murdock has experienced much, much more than an eighteen year old should. She witnessed her pack being brutally murdered and her parents dying while saving she and her siblings. Her heavy past is a burden that she feels no other person should feel the need to help carry. Beau Chandler is the breathtakingly possessive alpha-to-be. There's just one thing holding him back from gaining his alpha title: a mate. He needs a luna by his side in order to truly rule the pack. When Amabelle and Beau meet, both are desperately in love with one another. However, Amabelle is determined not to let her past be a burden to her mate. Beau is determined to show Amabelle that she belongs to him. ----------- Okay so this was written a long time ago, so it's obviously problematic. Please no negative comments⏤I'm in the process of editing it, I know it's immensely flawed.

"It's over Riley" "you're done running" 4 years, that's how long Riley has been hiding from him. 4 years, that's how long Caden has been looking for her. And one day he will wake up to her scent, her smell. He'll track her and he'll find her with no one stopping him, she won't be able to hide from him, not anymore. "I've waited long enough for you Riley" ------ Caden and I would never be together. He would regret finding me. I know he would reject me once he finds out who I am. I'm nowhere near perfect, not for him, not for anyone. What could he possibly do with a clumsy, shy and insecure girl? I would never make a good Luna, one to run by his side, one to give him everything he needs and desires for, one he could be proud of. I'm just servant, I work for him. He would never want me for a mate. --------------------- But he wants her, or at least wants to find her, know who she is. And once he has her, he'll make sure she's his. Only his. For no one else to touch, to kiss, to love, to desire. --------------- Will Caden be able to break through her shell? Win her heart, body and soul? Or will he let go of what he's been dying to find? Will Riley be strong enough, to be put through all this and remain at Caden's side? Or will hearts be broken once again? This sure promises to be a bumpy ride. So buckle up and stay in your seat, for you might miss some of the lovers' heat.

**This book is completed but will be edited immensely later (by which it may be very different to the original)** Trailer inside! (Book 2) - Tristan and Scar are still together after the year following the 'incident' that killed one of Scar's family members. Everything is perfect... for now. They still haven't completed the mating process and Tristan is getting edgy. Sometimes he can't tame the beast that he's locked up inside of him, the beast that yearns to be set free of the human that holds him down. Scar is getting impatient too, she finds herself getting more and more desperate to hand herself over to the man that she so deeply fell in love with. Lust, desire and intense sensations are swirling inside both of them, wanting to be fulfilled. But they still can't mate, no matter how much they want to. Why? Because their lives are threatened to be destroyed. Werewolves all over the world want the position that they both occupy - and they will do anything to get it. So it's up to Tristan, who will do whatever it takes to make sure Scar is cared for, protected and safe, even if it means taking away his own life. But Scar has a feisty mind of her own, and she knows exactly what he will offer for her protection. As they both learn more about Tristan's dark past, their wolves are getting more demanding and hungry for the mate bond to be sealed, werewolves are going against humans for power, Scar is determined to fight for what's right and Tristan has known all along what the werewolves are really after. Will he make the ultimate sacrifice to save Scar, or will his beast go against the rules and claim her once and for all?