Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

(Warning, self-harm and violence.) Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been through a lot of bad things in their sixteen years of living, things that will scar them forever, mentally and physically. When they find each other they feel happy together, but things get worse. The thing that they want to know is.. was their relationship a blessing or a curse?

TRIGGER WARNING. THIS STORY CONTAINS MENTIONS OF RAPE, SELF INJURY, DEATH AND ATTEMPTED SUICIDE. Can Dan save Phil? Phil is suicidal and Dan is the only one who's there for him. Can he alone save Phil?

Here are lots of ways to annoy people in different places!!! Please Vote, Comment on what you think and your ideas to improve, and please add to your library. It will be updated soon!!!! And don't worry, if you give in an idea, I won't take the credit. I will say that it was your idea!!!!!

It's funny how when one secret is spilled, it opens a gate for more to be revealed. Phil has a secret to tell Dan, which leads to more confessions and people finally getting what they desire (PHAN AU).

One day when Dan misses his train, he comes home to find Phil talking on the phone. He soon finds out that Phil has a huge secret that he's been hiding all this time. Triggers: boyxboy obviously. I can't say anything else because it'll give the secret away ;) Author note: -

Dan Howell and Phil Lester are constantly haunted by Dan's suicide attempt. A story about love, depression, and recovery. This is a series adapted from the one shot, Skinny Love. Read it here:http://www.wattpad.com/story/3493044-skinny-love-phan Triggers: Suicide, depression, boyxboy Author Note: Written by request

Phil finds out he's being cheated on again. But with his big heart he decides to give his lover one last chance. But was his lover really cheating on him or did he understand the situation wrong? His boyfriend starts spending more time with him and proves him that he wasn't cheating. But now problem is with Phil. He finds someone with which he loves being friends with but after little mistakes and "oh well"s things change. Can Phil be falling out of love with his lover? Will HE be faithful to him? Or can he play two ways? -Warning- Abuse, cheating, gay smut, suicidal and depressing thoughts.

Anaconda by Nicki Minaj Phan version. (Fyi I found this on tumblr)