What do you do when you hold the highest office in the United States of America, a widower with two teenage children, a politician who is entering his second term as President of the United States, and a man who is slowly crumbling inside under the strain and pressure of his demanding and the most closely scrutinized job in the world? What do you do when your most trusted Secret Service Agent retires and he is replaced by a man so deliciously beautiful, but yet so unapologetically controlling that he awakens that secret, hidden part of your sexuality that you have kept dormant within you? You know that secret part of yourself that you've spent a lifetime repressing to become who your parents have expected you to be. Someone please explain, how are you suppose to hide these intense feelings of attraction? How do you tamper down the mind altering lust, and ignore this basic primal need for this intrusive Alpha male when all you want to do is strip naked, and offer yourself to the man like you're some kind of pagan sacrifice? Even I, the elected leader of the free world can honestly say that I have no answers to any of those questions. There isn't an advisory council created who can handle this issue, and I didn't have the courage to even attempt to create one. The true question is, will I be able to throw all caution into the winds and chase my own happiness, or will the needs of my country, my family, and my office once again come before my heart? Read on to find out.

My Boss is my Master

After an unforgettable break up with her boyfriend, Sakura Haruno swears that she will never love again. Aphrodite, the goddess of love, takes it as a challenge. The goddess sends her own son and gives him a mission. "I want you to make her fall in love with you." - Sasuke was sent down to earth to do one thing, make Sakura Haruno fall in love with him. He sees it as an easy mission and accepts. But Sakura seemed to be more of a challenge than he had expected. "I love you." "Stop lying, duck-butt." Will the two of them get along? Will Sakura learn to love again? Will Sasuke succeed in his mission? Read to find out!

[there is going to be a rewrite] "go on, bare your teeth at me. i will pull them out, one by one." The Mad Hatter - Psychotic, purple eyes, bloodshot, white hair, a permanent red sheen, vampire-pale skin, translucent, she is the most wanted rogue on Earth. Everything about her is unknown, full extent of power, location, mental stability. She has freed herself, she is out, and she thinks you'd look better in a grave. But there's a certain wolf standing in the way of her plans. And his name is Ryder. WARNING: gory, has a shit tonne of swearing and you'll probably die of laughter. Goodluck my lovelies.