Anime jokes and pics!!! Read all u want!!! Oh and also some non-anime stuff... Includes funny videos and pics! Enjoy!! XD

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Hantu itu adalah syaitan dan iblis. Ditugaskan untuk menakutkan manusia. Memesongkan akidah manusia. Supaya kita takut pada hantu dan bukan pada Allah SWT yang Maha Esa. .............................................. Muhasabah diri. (18sx) Bawah umur perlu pengawasan daripada orang yang lebih tua. .......................................... Jika anda mendapat gangguan setelah membaca kesemua cerita ini. Harap maaf. Mungkin "benda" tu suka pada anda. Tunduk dan sujud hanya pada Allah. Semoga Allah melindungi kita semua. In Shaa Allah.

*COMPLETED* You and your friends are hiking in the woods. Let's just say that their names are Jack and Stella. But, you can imagine them differently, whatever. You three stumble upon an old, tattered-up house. The two of them are too chicken to do anything, so they leave all of the decision-making to you. Only one rule applies: no cheating! Will any of you make it out? Choose your path wisely.

Story being rewritten so on chapter at a time and mostly over weekends

Emmy's life is going just as she'd planned: She's living in her own apartment, dancing every day and is just leaps away from being named her company's next Prima ballerina. And she's only 17. But all of Emmy's plans come to a screeching halt when the FBI shows up at her door to let her know that she's being stalked by a serial killer. Suddenly, the safe, insulated world she created for herself is riddled with violence, fear...and a growing pile of dead bodies. At first Emmy wants nothing more than to forget her chilling new reality - but her admirer isn't finished with her yet, and before she knows it, Emmy's stuck in a nightmare she can't dance her way out of. Content and/or trigger warning: This story contains detailed scenes of murder, rape, torture, sex and stalking, which may be triggering for some readers. [[word count: 80,000-90,000 words]]

She's on a desperate quest to protect her family. But will defending them save the planet or result in her doom? Alyx Silverthorne's broken world is falling apart. With her parents dead and her little brother Tommy infected with a zombie virus, she fears she's about to lose everything that matters. But when her beloved sibling dies and returns to life stronger than before, their only choice is a dangerous cross-country journey to the capital for answers. Teaming up with her deserter uncle and the best friend in love with her, they arrive at a secret military base wondering if Tommy is in fact the cure. But the affection of a strapping young soldier is cold comfort when his sinister commander takes a terrifying interest in her family. Will Alyx survive the lies of the living or be consumed by the mouths of the dead? Kill or Cure is the gut-wrenching first book in the Kill or Cure post-apocalyptic teen fiction series. If you like feisty young heroines, struggles against chaos, and teenage love, then you'll adore Pixie Britton's action-packed trilogy. ★★★★★ "A dynamic story of teenage love and gut-wrenching loss in a dystopian world." - Books Monthly ★★★★★ "This isn't your stereotypical run of the mill, zombie apocalpyse novel. Pixie Britton takes the zombie genre and gives it her own thrilling unique twist." - Readers Enjoy Authors Dreams ★★★★★ "There's not a generic zombie survival character in sight. We are dealing with real people and real emotions." - Gallifreyan Buccaneer ★★★★★ "This is a genre that has been done in a million different ways for a million different readers, and one is hard-pressed to find a book that is a little different or offers something new. I'm thrilled (and relieved) to say that this book does that in addition to being entertaining and well-written." - Reads and Reels ★★★★★ "There are times when your heart is in your throat, just hoping things will turn out right. A great dystopian

Sebuah asrama yang terkenal misterius di Tokyo. Sehingga membuat ku ingin memasuki asrama itu. "Asrama Namiyaka". Itu namanya. Aku memang suka hal-hal yang berbau mistik. Sekarang aku akan menginjak umur dewasa. Orang tuaku, menginginkanku untuk belajar mandiri. Akhirnya aku dititipkan di asrama yang terkenal menyeramkan dan misterius. Asrama itu menjadi topik pembicaraan saat ini. "Ah, aku tidak sabar ingin masuk ke asrama itu," kataku sambil memandang keluar jendela. Selama perjalanan, aku berbincang-bincang bersama driver yang sudah biasa mengantar dan menjeput saat aku pulang sekolah. Perjalanan masih sangat panjang. Jalanan yang berkelok-kelok serta pepohonan yang tinggi dan lebat membuatku semakin penasaran akan semua ini. Warga desa terdekat jarang ada yang kesini. Sedikit yang kuketahui bahwa Mikori adalah salah satu murid yang terkenal pintar dalam seluruh mata pelajaran yang ada. Sifatnya yang tidak sombong itu membuat ia memiliki banyak teman. Mendadak, ia dibenci oleh salah satu murid senior yang dulu juga menduduki peringkat satu. Semenjak itu, Mikori diganggu dan selalu mendapati hal aneh yang membuatku ikut turun tangan membantunya. Apa saja yang akan dihadapi Mikori? Apakah Naruka dan teman-temannya ikut mendapati hal aneh? Penasaran kelanjutannya? Baca yuk! Cover by : JanAmaranta Diusahakan update hari Minggu Jangan meng-copy cerita roshii! Karma berlaku kapan saja di semua cerita milik roshii!!

Nama aku Hakim. And I am a psychologist. Not a normal one, however.

"Antara binatang, Iblis dan manusia, aku lebih bimbangkan manusia. Manusia ni boleh menjadi apa saja yang dia suka bila masa dan keadaan memaksa"