"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

Anxiety is a normal human emotion that everyone experiences at times. Whereas anxiety disorder is a serious mental illness. I believe that nothings too serious to never get rid off and thus call it my passion I help people with anxiety disorders. It's like depression and since cuddling is a natural antidepressant drug, that's exactly what I do. I do the CUDDLE SERVICE. NOTE: this book is pathetic, millions of GRAMMAR ERRORS, SPELLING AND TYPOS!! Read at your own RISK!! if you're a grammar nazi and enter this book and comment about how shitty grammar is, you know what you are :) it's start with lett--oh you f*cking know. *UNDER EDITING* Cover by: Me @kreachermuch #3 in Humor 5/19/15 PLEASE CHECK OUT THIS AMAZING TRAILER!! http://youtu.be/-TXFOI7X20U Thank you so much @starsandsky for the amazing trailer Edited by: Zeyda2323 © All Rights Reserved 2015 kreachermuch

This is a sequel to my book THE SNUGGLE THERAPY: CUDDLE SERVICE ***contain spoilers*** You need to read the first book first before proceeding to this one :) Almost two years ago Maxie Foreman found herself in a very unexpected situation involving her ex-boyfriend. A lot of shit happened leaving her heartbroken and pregnant. Now she's moving on, and finally ... Getting on with her life, starting college, taking care of her son and a possible boyfriend. But then life is a bitch for Maxie as she once again found herself falling. Literally in the arms of a boy who looks exactly like the guy who broke her heart twice and knocked her up and left her. Now the question is. Who the hell is this guy? WARNING: This book is full of profanities and sexual things. #16 in HUMOR 6/11/15 (Lol sorry for the crappy synopsis) Trailer by: @savvyinpink! http://youtu.be/UEIHR8IWeh4 Cover by : ME © All Rights Reserved 2015 kreachermuch