Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Puns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]

hello i am a boob im going to be making smexy smut (oooh lala) and yes.

it's a jOKE AND DONT READ IT IF YOU'LL GET OFFENDED.

Do you have a best friend that will put up with anything you do? I have a friend. She is like my sissypoo. I annoy the crap out of her and still make her laugh. If you have a friend like this then you will need to tread this!!!!!!!!